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Sunlover

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    Horsham, west Sussex
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    Snow in winter, sun in summer, easy really!!
  1. I always find this site great to see the storm activity as it happens... http://en.blitzortung.org/live_lightning_maps.php?map=12
  2. Sunlover

    Storm Katie

    My daughters driving to work early hours tomorrow from Eastbourne to Guildford to go to work so no prizes for guessing I'm watching the track of this storm with a bit of fear and trepidation. This forum perfect for me to keep an eye on things so keep those posts coming particularly if anyone hears of travel disruption on the roads wd be much appreciated
  3. Sunlover

    March 2015 CET forecasts

    6.9 for me please
  4. Sunlover

    February 2015 CET forecasts

    4.2 for me please
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    January 2015 CET forecasts

    4.9 for me please
  6. Thats it - fed up now!! Please can I renew my membership to the NSC Jane? Seeing practically the whole country lit up like a christmas tree the overnight rain shower here in Eastbourne followed by a short sharp shower this morning and a couple of meagre distant rumbles of thunder does not a storm make in my opinion!! I need to be able to freely express my annoyance with like minded, storm starved individuals like me (waves hello to everyone )
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    Make us laugh

    Date: Wed, 16 May 2007 18:35:48 +0000 Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations,three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension,an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal,overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become. From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate. Be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course, at MY convenience, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modelled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Let me level the playing field even further.When you call me, press buttons as follows: IMMEDIATELY AFTER DIALING, PRESS THE STAR (*) BUTTON FOR ENGLISH. # 1. To make an appointment to see me # 2. To query a missing payment. # 3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there. # 4. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping. # 5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature. # 6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home. # 7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer is required. Password will be communicated to you at a later date to that Authorised Contact mentioned earlier. # 8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 7. # 9. To make a general complaint or inquiry. The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. # 10. This is a second reminder to press * for English. While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call. Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement. May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous New Year? Your Humble Client
  8. Sunlover

    Make us laugh

    Subject: dogs V cats Excerpts from a Dog's Diary: 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat's Diary: Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. laminate floors. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...
  9. Sunlover

    Make us laugh

    Thought you all might like this piece of 'toilet humour' (Well it amused me - sorry my apologies for any offence caused!)
  10. Sunlover

    Introductions!

    By all means - Myself and husband are nowhere near 80 years of age. In fact we have aided the average population age for Eastbourne by adding 2 daughters (currently 18 & 14) and I feel proud to have 'done my bit' to assist. Sad to think there are still outdated misconceptions out there - poor Eastbourne!! (Hope that will help Coast??)
  11. Sunlover

    Introductions!

    Thanks for the warm welcome everyone
  12. Sunlover

    Need Help On The Site/forum?

    Got it!! Many thanks
  13. Sunlover

    Need Help On The Site/forum?

    Appreciate some assistance - how do you get a photo to appear below your name on the left hand side of screen? It's prob staring me in the face but just can't suss it out
  14. Sunlover

    Introductions!

    Hi all my name is Jean live in sunny (generally - with the exception of last Sunday) Eastbourne with hubby & 2 daughters. Joined cos of my fascination with the weather although am very much a beginner so hope to learn loads! Slowly finding my way around the site but thought an introduction would be a good idea
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