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  1. 14C Last sub 5C April in 1837. Last sub 6C April in 1986. Last sub 7C April in 1989. Last sub 7.5C April in 2012. 200mm of Atlantic garbage!
  2. 12C Last sub 2C March in 1883. Last sub 3C and last sub 4C March in 2013. Last sub 5C and last sub 5.5C March in 2018. 200mm of Atlantic garbage.
  3. Rest in pieces 'winter' 2020/2021! 10C Last sub -1C, last sub 0C and last sub 1C February in 1986. Last sub 2C February in 1991. Last sub 3C and last sub 3.5C February in 2018. Out with a mild whimper... Also very wet with 500mm of Atlantic garbage
  4. Rest in pieces 2020!!!!  Another frustrating thing... even our cold winter synoptics are both milder and wetter than they use to be.  In fact instead of getting the classic "crisp sunshine and frost with snow flurries" weather they are almost as bad for giving washouts as the classic (pre-'90s) cold wet summer cyclonic patterns or even the infamous pre-2008 Bartlett High warm zonality setups. That deterioration in our cold synoptics as been notable ever since winter 2014/2015.  Since clean northerlies and easterlies have gone, the only way to get "crisp sunshine and frost" now is via clean Rex blacks which itself rules out snow.  😠😞

    1. lassie23


      this cold spell sucks

  5. Adios President Donald Trump!  It was nice knowing you...  NOT!!  Its a pity COVID and global warming can't naff off too!

    1. lassie23


      I think the white house will have a squatter

  6. 2021 will be a very horrible year and the hottest on record at 15.5C CET and both COVID-19 and COVID-20 will be there as well and all the attendant lockdown misery through it all. The Globe will average 16C making it the hottest year on record Globally. This summer the polar jet reaches the Artic, dies and leaves a "polar weakstream" swirling around a dying Greenland PV. The subtropical jet also reaches the Artic and replaces the dead polar jet. A main "subtropical weakstream" swirls around the North Pole whilst an even weaker "subtropical weakstream" merges with the last "polar weakstream" swirling around the dying Greenland PV. The African Monsoon Trough finally jumps the Sahara and Mediterranean into Europe and affects Britain and Europe from the 1000mb to the 500mb level with an outflow ridge on top to form the British Monsoon system. The British Monsoon forms a monster Mid-Atlantic Ridge and a monster Bartlett Ridge sending heatwaves to obliterate the last of the Artic Ice. Britain always remains mild if not very mild in winter and always remains hot if not very hot in the other seasons but swings from flood to drought so many times you just can't keep up! Britain gets monster floods from the interaction of the British Monsoon with Spanish Plumes which also create Supercell Thunderstorms and F5 Twisters. However Britain also gets monster droughts when ex-hurricanes and/or rare "weakstream" troughs send the monster Mid-Atlantic Ridges toppling over Britain and merging into the monster Bartlett Ridges. I am also expecting an explosive "Methane Burp" to occur in 2021 as the warming oceans destabilise Methane Hydrates. Combined with yet more water vapour from the warming oceans, this Methane Burp will worsen global warming more than ever this year. January the warmest on record 9.5C February the warmest on record 10C March the warmest on record 12C April the warmest on record 14C May the warmest on record 17.5C June the warmest on record 20.5C July the warmest on record 22C August the warmest on record 21.5C September the warmest on record 19C October the warmest on record 15.5C November the warmest on record 13C December the warmest on record 12C 2021 will be the Bob Beamon Year of CET Warming.
  7. 9.5C Last sub -3.0C January in 1795. Last sub -2.0C and sub -1.0C January in 1963. Last sub 0C January in 1979. Last sub 1C January in 1987. Last sub 2C, last sub 3C and last sub 3.5C January in 2010.
  8. Rest in pieces 2020! Also rest in pieces bloody COVID19 and please naffoff for good! Also 12C Last sub 0C, last sub 1C, last sub 2C, last sub 3C and last sub 4C December all in 2010. 200mm of Atlantic garbage
  9. I hate autumn and winter now, especially these monsoonal versions! "Flooding concerns" is the new buzz word of the miserable seasons!
  10. I think one of the things if not the main thing that stops intense surface heat rising is a strong temperature inversion, effectively laying extremely hot air over very hot air and stabilizing the very hot Continental Tropical airmass, at least until the next deep active cold front arrives. This temperature inversion is created by a mass of very hot and dry upper level Tropical Superior air subsiding through a very deep layer of the troposphere and warming at the dry air adiabatic lapse rate. This subsidence is strongest went its forced by both upper level convergence under the upper level ridge and upper level convergence under a right exit region of a jet streak.
  11. Rest in pieces naff "autumn" 2020! 13C Last sub 3C November in 1915. Last sub 4C November in 1925. Last sub 5C November in 1993. Last sub 6C November in 2016. 200mm of Atlantic garbage
  12. 15.5C. Last sub 6C October in 1740. Last sub 7C October in 1896. Last sub 8C October in 1992. Last sub 9C October in 1993. 200mm from monsoons and Atlantic garbage
  13. 19C Last sub 11C September in 1952. Last sub 12C September in 1986. Last sub 13C September in 2015. Winter 2020/2021 is over before its even started. 200mm from monsoons and Atlantic garbage.
  14. Rest in pieces summer 2020! 21.5C Last sub 13C August in 1912. Last sub 14C August in 1986. Last sub 15C and last sub 15.5C August in 2014. 200mm from monsoons and Atlantic garbage!
  15. All the bad news updates about the Artic Ice are literarily pouring down in here now thick and fast. July alone this year is going through pages of bad news. At this rate a BOE is going to happen this year. The fact that the above mentioned Low over the North Pole has 10C+ 850hpa temperatures shows its a not a good old Polar Low but a mid latitude or even subtropical storm forming out-of-bounds. A good old Polar Low would have 850hpa temperatures at least 15C colder than that. The tropics are literally invading the Artic.
  16. Polar ice loss is the most depressing thing I've ever seen.
  17. The misery of the 3rd millennium continues... 22C Last sub 14C July in 1922. Last sub 15C July in 1988. Last sub 15.5C July in 2011. 200mm from monsoons and Atlantic garbage!
  18. I believe its time for the June 2020 forecasts thread but I can't see it about so I'll start it again. 20.5C Last sub 12C June in 1972. Last sub 13C and last sub 13.5C June in 1991. 200 mm from Atlantic garbage and monsoons.
  19. I wouldn't rule out 2014 being beaten as that year had a pretty cold august and a near average December.
  20. Rest in pieces 'spring' 2020! 17.5C Last sub 9C May in 1902. Last sub 10C May in 1996. Last sub 11C May in 2015. 200mm from monsoons and Atlantic garbage!
  21. 14C Last sub 5C April in 1837. Last sub 6C April in 1986. Last sub 7C April in 1989. Last sub 7.5C April in 2012. 200mm of Atlantic garbage!
  22. 12C Last sub 2C March in 1883. Last sub 3C and last sub 4C March in 2013. Last sub 5C and last sub 5.5C March in 2018. 200mm of Atlantic garbage.
  23. By the same token, we are now overdue any sort of dry month and season. Our last dry month was back in July 2019 and our last dry season was back in summer 2018.
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