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  1. LincolnSnowstorm

    October 2015 CET

  2. LincolnSnowstorm

    September 2015 CET forecasts

    13.4C as well please
  3. LincolnSnowstorm

    Death by chocolate

    Rob Auton - "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa." An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed. He slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and, with even greater effort, forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the door, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven: there, spread out on the kitchen table, were hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Mustering one final effort, he threw himself toward the table. His aged and withered hand painstakingly made its way toward a cookie when it was suddenly smacked by a spatula. "Stay out of those," said his wife, "they're for the funeral."
  4. LincolnSnowstorm

    Death by chocolate

    Have no fear! it's just old smokey looking down on us .https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoky_(dog)&ved=0CDAQFjAFahUKEwiUi6SYuaTHAhXUCNsKHekMBkM&usg=AFQjCNF3A-IiiLEvg5dR_s3sxE6OfOtqMw&sig2=VkzajYkSjB8dO9gcRdhpuQ
  5. LincolnSnowstorm

    Death by chocolate

    well if you have to make do with wooden replacements make sure you comply with health and safety. Can you see a dog image looking out of the smoke on the top of the right handside flame plume , looks a bit like you profile pic. This hole I digging in the minds of sensitive readers just to let you know I've nearly reached Australia! Damm I forgot Chocolate and Dogs do not mix let alone fire ...you end up with a hot dog. As always I'll get my coat....
  6. LincolnSnowstorm

    Death by chocolate

    I see what you did there! mixing the weather and chocolate, maybe you should burn more neighbors to keep warm ......on second thoughts my post is as useful as a Cadbury's fireguard I will get my coat and chocolate hat.
  7. LincolnSnowstorm

    Death by chocolate

    Great to see this is on a
  8. LincolnSnowstorm

    August 2015 CET forecasts

    Probably too warm but going for 16.2c
  9. Did not have much luck getting a good image but here it is again.
  10. LincolnSnowstorm

    July 2015 CET forecasts

    16.8 is my guess
  11. One I took 9 days ago http://www.astrobin.com/full/188639/0/ will try again in my telescope at low power x40 tomorow.
  12. And Sleaford is just down the road, perhaps it can deliver again this year ....https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8TXE6W7-41Y
  13. LincolnSnowstorm

    Cafe chill out - aka Banter - The 2nd Edition

    did Someone mention Bap?..makes me feel hungry time for a................Gigantwich Bap!
  14. LincolnSnowstorm

    Thunderstorm food

    with a side order of
  15. LincolnSnowstorm

    Boxing Day Snow Event Thoughts And Reports.

    Rain to sleet to light snow ,very nice! Location Cherry Willingham close to lincoln Lincolnshire. Update bigger flakes now