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  1. Button Moon & Bagpuss, Legends.

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      Children of the dog star, Chocky, Round the twist, Rolfs cartoon club, No 73 etc, The word etc..

  2. Having a good 18th birthday :)

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      Time flies like a weatherspoons, fruit flies like a fermenting demijohn of easy to make and quick to mature tea wine...

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  3. Happy international Women's day Women of NW! even if it has just ended, still.

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      Women everywhere I try and relax today - so this is what's going on, thanks Brighton!

  4. Why I am still up ?

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      Is it because your from where Merlin comes from and you can't do magic?

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  5. Hacked off big time - had new Dunlop tyres fitted to my car yesterday afternoon. Due to some idiots lost or discarded drill bit , the front offside is punctured which happened within 20 mtrs of my drive. :-(

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      risk of sleet

      Full_O/Sfrontal_deflation. You see? I always pick up puncture-potential material, if I see it on the road. I'm good like that.

  6. Lots of complaints from the women at work today of that springtime phenomenon - Haar Hair

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      risk of sleet

      Is that what you call it?

  7. Blimey - I thought the farmer had spread stinking slurry enough times this spring. Apparently not...

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      risk of sleet

      Your farmer will be constantly looking for a way to spread the most farmy smell into your house via your open windows. your farmer will spread nutritious filth onto the land anytime the wind is blowing towards you and away from the farmers own house. These are the farmery facts.Soak chicken manure in 45 gal vatsand release with your own family concentrated urine when the wind is in your own favourable direction.

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  8. - Hmm, i return home to find a Ka partially blocking my driveway. I was displeased at this utterly selfish act by some random student angel delight, and after giving it a little push to see how strong the handbrake was (not very) 'The Transit' gave it a light tap and off it goes. One unblocked driveway.

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      Did you damage your van at all? How was the Ka? I'm a lawyer by the way, if you want to take it further

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  9. Welcome to British Summer Time! :D

  10. First pint had outside the pub in the sun of 2011! Fantastic!

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      risk of sleet

      Can't really agree more.

  11. Scunny 0 Leicester 3. Sven Goran Eriksson, Sven Goran Eriksson *sings*

  12. OMG I CANNOT USE ANY WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS SNOW!

  13. I need to chillax a bit more - the grass is being low temperature blown dried into hay, just like how they make it in Siberia

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