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Reviewing my sent txt messages on phone. It used to be 'Hi Hi Hi', now it's all 'Hey Hey Hey'. What next for greeting? I fancy 'Up your bum Up your bum Up your bum' - like 'Wish you were here' innit. Need to get a new inner tube for my bike - and a new frock