Oooo I had an adventure yesterday...
I had a wedding at 2 o'clock to go to in Inverness which is a long way north of me.
08:00 - crawled out of bed - had coffee, breakfast, shower etc - started packing me bag
08:45 - booked taxi - walked dog
09:10 - finished off me packing
09:30 - got taxi to station looking dapper in me suit
12:10 - arrived at Inverness after enjoying a lovely journey, stunning scenery etc
12:20 - looking for castle which hotel is near - at river underneath a big grass bank could not see castle - walked the wrong way
12:25 - walked back the way i'd come and from the other side of the road saw that the castle was above the grass bank. felt stupid
12:30 - checked in to hotel
12:35 - changed to jeans and hoodie to fit in with the locals and headed back into town
12:45 - bought card in shop
12:50 - bought gift
12:55 - bought tie
13:00 - searched everywhere for sodding florist
13:05 - found florist with 2 old ladies ordering flower in front of me - oo when shall we get them delivered for - i dind't think about that.....
13:10 - got served by florist who sorted me out a nice buttonhole
13:15 - bought coke and 2 mars bars to keep me going
13:30 - arrive at hotel bumped into a mate and his girlfriend all looking splendid ready for the wedding. absolutely horified that i was in jeans etc carrying shopping bags
13:35 - start to get ready - have shower get into suit - figure out how to use cufflinks and pierce nipple attempting to attach buttonhole
13:58 - take my seat for the ceremony looking quite gorgeous
the rest blurs a bit but it was lovely and a good time was had by all.
So all my love and best wishes to Lisa and Dave. Twas super