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Osbourne One-Nil

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I went to Chorley yesterday. I stopped at a newsagents and was served by someone who looked like his family may have orignated in the sub-continent. Imagine my surprise when he neither took me hostage nor blew me to pieces. Still...I informed the immigration service who will hopefully deport him for daring to live here*

*yes....I am being sarcastic/ironic (never sure which)

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Actually OON, unless you can prove your parentage is 100% caucasian English over 5 generations, we will deport you too.

Oh...and you and all your children should have blond hair and blue eyes.....

Long live St George...

Hip hip hoorah!

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