SE and East Anglia general weather discussion 03/03/2018 onwards

[Flaked Queen]

3 minutes ago, FiftyShadesofSnow said:

I doubt it you two just sniff farts

Keep ya farts to ya self hun I’m done with that it’s all blown over 

[winterfreak]

1 minute ago, Snowflake Queen said:

You know what mr believe it or not .. I don’t drink I don’t smoke and I don’t do any other stuff ... so no I wouldn’t only to well know ... 

Pure white... like snow!!

[Flaked Queen]

Just now, winterfreak said:

Pure white... like snow!!

I am yes  

[lassie23]

anyone got a spare bounty

[Flaked Queen]

Just now, lassie23 said:

anyone got a spare bounty

I know who you can lob it at 

[Daniel*]

1 minute ago, Snowflake Queen said:

You know what mr believe it or not .. I don’t drink I don’t smoke and I don’t do any other stuff ... so no I wouldn’t only to well know ... 

Just messing with ya queen I’ve never took any substances apart from legal kind. I wouldn’t knock anyone that does, as long as you are self aware, being a snow starved Londoner must drive many folk to depravity.  

[lassie23]

pollocks, it's raining here now, now i'm jaffacaksed off

[Sweetdream]

2 minutes ago, lassie23 said:

anyone got a spare bounty

What do you want kitchen roll for. ? Has your snow women melted all over your floor 

[Daniel*]

2 minutes ago, lassie23 said:

anyone got a spare bounty

In my stomach I’m afraid being broken down by sulphuric acid. 

[JennyJane1]

3 minutes ago, lassie23 said:

anyone got a spare bounty

You can have one After Eight.

[lassie23]

Just now, Sweetdream said:

What do you want kitchen roll for. ? Has your snow women melted all over your floor 

lol is it still called bounty

[Flaked Queen]

2 minutes ago, Daniel* said:

Just messing with ya queen I’ve never took any substances apart from legal kind. I wouldn’t knock anyone that does, as long as you are self aware, being a snow starved Londoner must drive many folk to depravity.  

I’m very self aware that I am a complete pain in the back side ... does that count ? 

[Sweetdream]

2 minutes ago, lassie23 said:

lol is it still called bounty

Yep and plenty. ?

[Sweetdream]

Just now, Snowflake Queen said:

I’m very self aware that I am a complete pain in the back side ... does that count ? 

Piles Hun. ?

[Sweetdream]

1 minute ago, FiftyShadesofSnow said:

If you put your hand on a paw what do you get??

My dachshund licking me lol 

[Flaked Queen]

Just now, Sweetdream said:

Piles Hun. ?

You got any cream ? Someone took all mine 

[lassie23]

2 minutes ago, Sweetdream said:

Yep and plenty. ?

how did you get the smiley upside down

[Sweetdream]

1 minute ago, Snowflake Queen said:

You got any cream ? Someone took all mine 

No lassie took mine for his snow women ?

[Flaked Queen]

Just now, Sweetdream said:

No lassie took mine for his snow women ?

Greedy ? 

[Flaked Queen]

4 minutes ago, FiftyShadesofSnow said:

If you put your hand on a paw what do you get??

Is it riddle time 

[lassie23]

1 minute ago, Sweetdream said:

No lassie took mine for his snow women ?

she has chaffing lol

[Flaked Queen]

Just now, lassie23 said:

she has chaffing lol

Or was there a thrush in the garden 

[Sweetdream]

3 minutes ago, lassie23 said:

how did you get the smiley upside down

Emoji on load lol ?

[Sweetdream]

Just now, Sweetdream said:

Emoji on load lol ?

 It’s on my I pad. I phone does the same. 

[Methuselah]

2 minutes ago, Snowflake Queen said:

Or was there a thrush agent in the garden 

Time to send in Napoleon Solo?