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Just now, JeffC said:

The laminate floor!! 😂 

I put ba5t4rd that time and it caught it!! 

Mind you some of the people I was referring to could also be described as planks! 

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2 minutes ago, Mokidugway said:

I find bostard  a good replacement 😊

Where's he MP for? 

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3 hours ago, Mokidugway said:

Your neighbour coogans in town 😁😂

Aye he's promoting his new flick

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1 hour ago, lassie23 said:

did you know that i'm a lizard person😨

I thought you said you sold flooring ceramics, you said you were a tile rep...

Badum...tish...

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I have 5 Xmas lunches 😋 to go before the 25th but none on the day itself 🤔

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Did you know:

There was a young girl from the Azores...?

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32 minutes ago, cheeky_monkey said:

I have 5 Xmas lunches 😋 to go before the 25th but none on the day itself 🤔

are they all turkey , i'm having goat

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51 minutes ago, Ed Stone said:

Did you know:

There was a young girl from the Azores...?

Do go on...

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25 minutes ago, lassie23 said:

are they all turkey , i'm having goat

Lucky you, you get 4 legs!!

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20 hours ago, JeffC said:

Do go on...

Ah, yes...She got herself married and migrated to the Mainland. She's known as Mrs Bartlett, these days.

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21 hours ago, Ed Stone said:

Did you know:

There was a young girl from the Azores...?

Not the one with big tits is it Ed 🤔

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3 minutes ago, Mokidugway said:

Not the one with big tits is it Ed 🤔

Not sure about the passerines, Moki; but something was covered in sores...

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5 minutes ago, Mokidugway said:

Not the one with big tits is it Ed 🤔

melons Melanie 

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28 minutes ago, lassie23 said:

melons Melanie 

I used to know a Scottish lass with the most amazingly large chesticles.

I nicknamed her Tits McGrew! It was of its time really and would be frowned upon today.

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Did you know I went back in time to watch ep 2 of dempsy and makepeace earlier great chemistry from them and a great TV show.

And sorry was another classic TV show I liked too with Ronnie Corbett,will watch a few very funny.

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Did you know that I was once the proud owner of two adorable but legless dachshunds? Every night, at 10 p. m. precisely, I'd take them out for a drag...Benson & Hedges, I miss you dearly!:cray:

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did you know that by 2059 human beings will 90 percent plastic particles

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20 minutes ago, lassie23 said:

did you know that by 2059 human beings will 90 percent plastic particles

Does that mean I could make my Willy (even) longer by attaching a Lego brick to it?

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Did you know there's an air of suicidal disappointment on the MOD thread this morning?

It sounds like prozacville or citalopram city...

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1 hour ago, JeffC said:

Did you know there's an air of suicidal disappointment on the MOD thread this morning?

It sounds like prozacville or citalopram city...

Jeeze what is wrong with people, yesterday it was all 'these are amazing charts', 'this model has finally smelt the coffee' if there is a warming taking place, then the models will literally change every day fgs

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did you know i was in the snowflake thread for a bit with my morning coffee...luckily i think nobody saw me 🤫

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