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According to the experts, the precise atmospheric composition around Uranus is still a mystery...though methane is thought to play a significant part...?💨

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1 minute ago, lassie23 said:

my kebabs will be in another universe, will they still deliver here

Deliveroo  are a level 5 civilisation on the Kim Kardashian scale so you should be fine 

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2 minutes ago, Mokidugway said:

Deliveroo  are a level 5 civilisation on the Kim Kardashian scale so you should be fine 

I bet they can deliver faster than Katie Price can take-down her knickers'!

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5 minutes ago, Ed Stone said:

I bet they can deliver faster than Katie Price can take-down her knickers'!

I bet they're pink and  smelly now she's bankrupt 😂

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1 hour ago, Mokidugway said:

Austrian style basement 😁

Or one designed by Fred West?

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11 minutes ago, Ed Stone said:

I bet they can deliver faster than Katie Price can take-down her knickers'!

You implying she wears her skids as ankle warmers?

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5 minutes ago, JeffC said:

You implying she wears her skids as ankle warmers?

Down down, deeper and down...🤮

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29 minutes ago, Ed Stone said:

Down down, deeper and down...🤮

Sh4gging all over the world, with apologies to Rick Parfitt! 

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30 minutes ago, Ed Stone said:

Down down, deeper and down...🤮

That's where her boobs will sag to! 

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1 minute ago, JeffC said:

Sh4gging all over the world, with apologies to Rick Parfitt! 

See my baby jive? Roy Wood, not Jonathan King!

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3 minutes ago, Ed Stone said:

See my baby jive? Roy Wood, not Jonathan King!

She doesn't give me any wood whatsoever 

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1 minute ago, Ed Stone said:

I bet Roy Wood would if he could?

He's not getting a look in ,do you think I'm cloudy daze or somthing 😲

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43 minutes ago, Mokidugway said:

Not suprised  Roy wood wouldn't give me wood ,neither would Edward woodwood 😞

That's easy for you to say!

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12 minutes ago, Mokidugway said:

Now I'm worried Jeff 🤡

It's reminds me of when we went with my kids to see mookie the clown at Blackpool tower circus. My missus hit me when I shouted out asking if he had any mookie magazines...

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🤔did you know that my only post of the day was hidden because i mentioned peeking duck in the southeast thread

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6 hours ago, lassie23 said:

🤔did you know that my only post of the day was hidden because i mentioned peeking duck in the southeast thread

It's that cockney rhyming slang issue. I struggled to explain why I called someone an oil tanker one time.... Some folk take real exception to the phrase occluded front. They think it's me having a go at their bikini line. 

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7 hours ago, JeffC said:

It's that cockney rhyming slang issue. I struggled to explain why I called someone an oil tanker one time.... Some folk take real exception to the phrase occluded front. They think it's me having a go at their bikini line. 

lol I had to double check to see if i had spelled duck correctly

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15 minutes ago, I remember Atlantic 252 said:

that 'murr' is a word in scrabble! just played it, unsure of meaning, 

Scrabble is a winter persuit that fortunately disappears by late spring 😜

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2 hours ago, Mokidugway said:

Scrabble is a winter persuit that fortunately disappears by late spring 😜

Apparently it disappears when you fit winter tyres...

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