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2 minutes ago, Cakie said:

Ok, I'll fess up. Darlington (the posh bit of course)

we wouldn't expect anything different from you Cakie!

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Just now, Cakie said:

Is that where the A1 goes single carriageway? 

that's north of Newcastle.....South of Newcastle it's motorway.....loads of roadworks though, it's been a contraflow system for the past 18 months from Durham down to Leeming

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Just now, Louby said:

we wouldn't expect anything different from you Cakie!

It's got a fab Italian Restaurant and you are never more than about 40 metres from a Greggs (not that I would frequent the place, honest) 

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1 minute ago, ajpoolshark said:

that's north of Newcastle.....South of Newcastle it's motorway.....loads of roadworks though, it's been a contraflow system for the past 18 months from Durham down to Leeming

Yeah, the Leeming bit was a bind last week when I came up with stuff from Devon. 9 hours from loading to unloading 

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1 minute ago, Cakie said:

It's got a fab Italian Restaurant and you are never more than about 40 metres from a Greggs (not that I would frequent the place, honest) 

isn't that the restaurant...'Greggorino's'...lol

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1 minute ago, Cakie said:

It's got a fab Italian Restaurant and you are never more than about 40 metres from a Greggs (not that I would frequent the place, honest) 

It sells cake cakie 

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Just now, Mokidugway said:

It sells cake cakie 

I make my own. Made friends with some neighbours with some homemade Hobnobs and fallen out with a snotty neighbour who keeps putting notes through my door because I put the wheelie bins by the side of my house, on my land, in no one's way. Only they can see it through the half inch gaps in the fence. She started shouting at me through the fence. Bring it on love, cos if that's all you have to worry about I'm going to give you more grief :girl_devil:

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6 minutes ago, Cakie said:

It's got a fab Italian Restaurant and you are never more than about 40 metres from a Greggs (not that I would frequent the place, honest) 

I am not sure I like the idea of soo many Greggs, but the Italian ... mumma mia....

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7 minutes ago, Cakie said:

I make my own. Made friends with some neighbours with some homemade Hobnobs and fallen out with a snotty neighbour who keeps putting notes through my door because I put the wheelie bins by the side of my house, on my land, in no one's way. Only they can see it through the half inch gaps in the fence. She started shouting at me through the fence. Bring it on love, cos if that's all you have to worry about I'm going to give you more grief :girl_devil:

It's things like that makes me glad my nearest neighbor is 200 meters away :D

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Watching Great British Bake off and the guy just said "I'm going to dip my nuts" :cc_confused:

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20 minutes ago, Cakie said:

Watching Great British Bake off and the guy just said "I'm going to dip my nuts" :cc_confused:

what in

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Just now, lassie23 said:

what in

caramel. Painful. 

It's a smut fest. One lady said "not quite the erection I expected" :D

 

 

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1 minute ago, Cakie said:

caramel. Painful. 

It's a smut fest. One lady said "not quite the erection I expected" :D

 

 

note surprised, weighed down by caramel

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Can I put it on my SEASONAL Mince Pies I Bought in Lidl  this morning..... Please.... :santa-emoji:

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Too early for mince pies, don't want to peak too early

 

 

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On 9/19/2017 at 18:40, Louby said:

Hahahaha Hemmy's wrath hahaha pft, I laugh in the face of their wrath mwhahahahahah.

 

 

:nea:

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2 hours ago, Hemlock said:

:nea:

Don't you sit there looking all innocent Hemmykins!!

27 minutes ago, Cakie said:

You see, woken up Hemmy :nonono:

My sincere apologies Cakie.  Please forgive me for awakening the beast.

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The beast is asleep on his chair, think he's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

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7 minutes ago, lassie23 said:

doesn't he hibernate

Usually between lunch and teatime!

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1 hour ago, Crepuscular Ray said:

Hemmykins!!!! Who unlocked his cage?

*cough* excust me Auntie C

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