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47 minutes ago, Hemlock said:

An acorn just landed on my head, I think it must be a sign. 

It's all the fault of Newton. If he hadn't invented gravity none of that nonsense would be happening.

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44 minutes ago, Hemlock said:

I said an acorn you moron, not tree rat excrement. 

Don't you call me a moron, you mardy moron. Go find a fish head to whittle 

 

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2 hours ago, frogesque said:

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It's all the fault of Newton. If he hadn't invented gravity none of that nonsense would be happening.

did mr mooney invent the moon

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10 minutes ago, lassie23 said:

did mr mooney invent the moon

No, he invented mooning.

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1 hour ago, frogesque said:

No, he invented mooning.

Mooning my weeble :rofl: I guess weeble is a r s e :cc_confused:

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13 minutes ago, Mokidugway said:

Mooning my weeble :rofl: I guess weeble is a r s e :cc_confused:

I suppose someone had to do it. Sigh. :closedeyes:

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weeble:rofl: would someone get offended if you called them a weeble hole:cc_confused:

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Watched a cowboy film last night ,there was some wee le bandits in it :oops:

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2 hours ago, frogesque said:

Oooohhh! Popcorn! I need popcorn!

Ooo grab me some too ! 

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13 minutes ago, Louby said:

Ooo grab me some too ! 

mocca chocca flavour

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Blimey, we have been busy

I drove an alternative route to ice skating today for Princess Tbags. Turns out Stockton has some very posh bits. I didn't know that? 

A certain flower company delivered an orchid (anniversary present from Mr Loo a day late, oops) and when I opened it the whole thing was out of it's ceramic pot and all the roots bent, soil everywhere. I rang the company and they were very apologetic, sending another on Monday "and I'll pop a bottle of Champagne in to make up for your disappointment" :yahoo:I'm not going to be disappointed any more :D 

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18 minutes ago, Cakie said:

Blimey, we have been busy

I drove an alternative route to ice skating today for Princess Tbags. Turns out Stockton has some very posh bits. I didn't know that? 

A certain flower company delivered an orchid (anniversary present from Mr Loo a day late, oops) and when I opened it the whole thing was out of it's ceramic pot and all the roots bent, soil everywhere. I rang the company and they were very apologetic, sending another on Monday "and I'll pop a bottle of Champagne in to make up for your disappointment" :yahoo:I'm not going to be disappointed any more :D 

It's good to complain

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1 minute ago, lassie23 said:

It's good to complain

I'm quite an expert but only in a positive feedback kind of way. I could just vote with my feet but like to give companies a chance to rectify a mistake. 

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Just now, Cakie said:

I'm quite an expert but only in a positive feedback kind of way. I could just vote with my feet but like to give companies a chance to rectify a mistake. 

i got a free tomato from complaining:yahoo:

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5 minutes ago, Cakie said:

I'm quite an expert but only in a positive feedback kind of way. I could just vote with my feet but like to give companies a chance to rectify a mistake. 

I'd too cakie ,failing that I just sue the sh*te out of them :D

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I complained about herself not making me a cup of tea.

I got a thick ear. :sorry:

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Just now, frogesque said:

I complained about herself not making me a cup of tea.

I got a thick ear. :sorry:

I make tea in moki towers ,only way to get a decent brew ,lol

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Things are very serious in chez frog...

Himself has just woken up and is watching ' One Man and His Dog'. 

We durst not disturb him!

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50 minutes ago, frogesque said:

I complained about herself not making me a cup of tea.

I got a thick ear. :sorry:

at least you got something for nothing:whistling:

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59 minutes ago, frogesque said:

I complained about herself not making me a cup of tea.

I got a thick ear. :sorry:

At least she made something thick :oops:

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