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1 hour ago, Crepuscular Ray said:

Tut, Louby. Didn't you see the "Do not unlock" notice?

Oh I live dangerously now Auntie C,  I thought the poor love has been locked up for soo long that someone should let him out for at least a cuppa and a post.

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50 minutes ago, Louby said:

Oh I live dangerously now Auntie C,  I thought the poor love has been locked up for soo long that someone should let him out for at least a cuppa and a post.

You could have warned us!

 

21 minutes ago, Hemlock said:

Will it snow in Lincoln? 

Only if you're very, very bad.

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1 hour ago, Hemlock said:

Will it snow in Lincoln? 

I got lost in Lincoln once, couldn't see anything for the frit. Or it might have been the Bateman's Best! :friends:

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Fret, not frit which is something entirely different to do with China. Bateman's is good stuff though.

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8 hours ago, Crepuscular Ray said:

You could have warned us!

 

 

Where's the fun in that?!

 

7 hours ago, frogesque said:

I got lost in Lincoln once, couldn't see anything for the frit. Or it might have been the Bateman's Best! :friends:

 

6 hours ago, frogesque said:

Fret, not frit which is something entirely different to do with China. Bateman's is good stuff though.

What the heck is Fret when it is home?

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you lot make hem sound like some monster who is locked away in a cellar and fed fish head soup:shok:

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1 minute ago, lassie23 said:

you lot make hem sound like some monster who is locked away in a cellar and fed fish head soup:shok:

he is and was, but not with fish head soup... he would wittle the fish heads into a sharp weapon so we just had to give him warm water which had the fish heads dipped into once or twice for flavour

 

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6 hours ago, Louby said:

he is and was, but not with fish head soup... he would wittle the fish heads into a sharp weapon so we just had to give him warm water which had the fish heads dipped into once or twice for flavour

 

Making me hungry lol, cloudydaze could be trusted with fish heads, even made him/her/it a fish head pie. Look out for me on bake off:drunk-emoji:

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9 hours ago, Louby said:

Where's the fun in that?!

 

 

What the heck is Fret when it is home?

Fret on the East coast of England or haar on the East coast of Scotland, or to the common hobbledehoy, a cold miserable sea fog. Not suggesting that you could ever be called common Louby:hi:

Or miserable. :pardon:

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24 minutes ago, frogesque said:

Fret on the East coast of England or haar on the East coast of Scotland, or to the common hobbledehoy, a cold miserable sea fog. Not suggesting that you could ever be called common Louby:hi:

Or miserable. :pardon:

keep digging:rofl:

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2 hours ago, frogesque said:

Fret on the East coast of England or haar on the East coast of Scotland, or to the common hobbledehoy, a cold miserable sea fog. Not suggesting that you could ever be called common Louby:hi:

Or miserable. :pardon:

To be fair I am from the not so posh bit of Surrey and I am definatley not in Lady P's or Cakie's league *does a little curtsy* .... and thank you Froggydodar,  I think I have found my new word to use ..... hobbledehoy...... dare I ask what that means :cc_confused: or is it another word like dodad or doofer?

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5 hours ago, lassie23 said:

Making me hungry lol, cloudydaze could be trusted with fish heads, even made him/her/it a fish head pie. Look out for me on bake off:drunk-emoji:

The thought of fish head pie makes you feel hungry?!:bad:  or is it Hemmykins:blink2::bad::bad::bad:

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40 minutes ago, Louby said:

The thought of fish head pie makes you feel hungry?!:bad:  or is it Hemmykins:blink2::bad::bad::bad:

deffo the pie:rofl:

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I'm watching you, all of you, all of the time............

Mwhaaa ha ha ha haaaaaaa

*dramatic creaky door sound with obligatory owl hoot in the distance* 

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33 minutes ago, Hemlock said:

I'm watching you, all of you, all of the time............

Mwhaaa ha ha ha haaaaaaa

*dramatic creaky door sound with obligatory owl hoot in the distance* 

Oooohhh! It's Thing from Trapdoor. :cold:

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4 hours ago, Louby said:

To be fair I am from the not so posh bit of Surrey and I am definatley not in Lady P's or Cakie's league *does a little curtsy* .... and thank you Froggydodar,  I think I have found my new word to use ..... hobbledehoy...... dare I ask what that means :cc_confused: or is it another word like dodad or doofer?

Hobbledehoy: a gawkish awkward youth. An oik. A bit like Lassie! 

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1 hour ago, Hemlock said:

I'm watching you, all of you, all of the time............

Mwhaaa ha ha ha haaaaaaa

*dramatic creaky door sound with obligatory owl hoot in the distance* 

Could you please stop watching.... I need a wee and I can't go if people are watching.

 

58 minutes ago, Crepuscular Ray said:

I discovered this afternoon that one of my neighbours grew up here: http://www.bran-castle.com/

Even scarier than Hemmydoodles.

 

Oooooo scarey but awesome, what a place to grow up, I would love to see their family photo's!

 

42 minutes ago, frogesque said:

Hobbledehoy: a gawkish awkward youth. An oik. A bit like Lassie! 

Thanking you kindly, now could you explain Duckworth - Lewis....

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1 hour ago, frogesque said:

Hobbledehoy: a gawkish awkward youth. An oik. A bit like Lassie! 

i went to winklewang high school for the socially awkward:shok:

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2 hours ago, Louby said:

Could you please stop watching.... I need a wee and I can't go if people are watching.

I only came here after seeing the post quoted about a 'high school for the socially awkward'

then found your wee post... yeh me too <embarrassed emoticon>

but getting back to my original reason for posting:  my headmaster did say in my final report 'he <me> will do well away from this place!

I rest my case

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7 hours ago, Pixel said:

I only came here after seeing the post quoted about a 'high school for the socially awkward'

then found your wee post... yeh me too <embarrassed emoticon>

but getting back to my original reason for posting:  my headmaster did say in my final report 'he <me> will do well away from this place!

I rest my case

Well please don't rest your case in the door way, someone may trip over it :D

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10 minutes ago, Hemlock said:

An acorn just landed on my head, I think it must be a sign. 

A sign that you are sat under a tree and a squirrel just shat on your head?

Edited by Louby

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