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  • Location: Stewartstown (51m asl) , N.Ireland. (In Dazzling Dazza Land)
  • Location: Stewartstown (51m asl) , N.Ireland. (In Dazzling Dazza Land)

    Got mine stuck up a tree

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  • Location: Stewartstown (51m asl) , N.Ireland. (In Dazzling Dazza Land)
  • Location: Stewartstown (51m asl) , N.Ireland. (In Dazzling Dazza Land)

    Anyone seen Stoxs?

    He's out trying to find EVO.

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  • Location: Stewartstown (51m asl) , N.Ireland. (In Dazzling Dazza Land)
  • Location: Stewartstown (51m asl) , N.Ireland. (In Dazzling Dazza Land)

    Mine has been eating triple x warm buns

    Crikey, they must be good, I was going to take one, but I have now changed my mind.

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  • Location: 115meters ASL, Andover,Hampshire
  • Location: 115meters ASL, Andover,Hampshire

    night folks. been a blast. work tomorrow so early start

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  • Location: Stewartstown (51m asl) , N.Ireland. (In Dazzling Dazza Land)
  • Location: Stewartstown (51m asl) , N.Ireland. (In Dazzling Dazza Land)

    Night Stoxs mate, good catching up, must do it again soon...

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  • Location: Stewartstown (51m asl) , N.Ireland. (In Dazzling Dazza Land)
  • Location: Stewartstown (51m asl) , N.Ireland. (In Dazzling Dazza Land)

    Wrong Evo, but he did have a MKVI if I can remember rightly. Right I'm off to bed too. The missus is working tomorrow and one of the kids are sick so I have a loooooong day ahead. Night Andy, Night triple_x1.

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  • Location: Hertford
  • Location: Hertford

    What did I say lol! Night...

    Night DazzaTriple, we are all getting to old for banter all night lol, our aim is to revive this thread that used to get through 30 pages in an evening! And was the hub of NW
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  • Location: Up North like
  • Location: Up North like

    I think I might just get banned for managing to get past the filter!!! :D I have tried for nearly 11 years and finally done it by mistake!

    Quick note to Shuggee, add new word to swear filter

    Such a shame this great country with great people, is being ran by a bunch of blithering idiots..

    AgreedWow, I wonder if there is anything left on that card I left behind the till!Well up again at silly o'clock having crashed various cars and sofas in my dreams?
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  • Location: Redhill, Surrey
  • Location: Redhill, Surrey

    Quick note to Shuggee, add new word to swear filter 

    ahhhh dog biscuits *sigh*

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  • Location: Stewartstown (51m asl) , N.Ireland. (In Dazzling Dazza Land)
  • Location: Stewartstown (51m asl) , N.Ireland. (In Dazzling Dazza Land)

    *Dazza slips out from behind the sofa, grabs his clothes and heads out the door before Shuggee comes in, whispers 'bye everyone'*

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  • Location: 115meters ASL, Andover,Hampshire
  • Location: 115meters ASL, Andover,Hampshire

    *Dazza slips out from behind the sofa, grabs his clothes and heads out the door before Shuggee comes in, whispers 'bye everyone'*

     

    OUCH!!

     

    who left that tab behind the bar! thank you i think. my head hurts.

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  • Location: Peasedown St John.N.E.Somerset
  • Weather Preferences: Fair to Foul...
  • Location: Peasedown St John.N.E.Somerset

    Too late to be free.. Already been on the whisky...

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  • Location: N.Bedfordshire, E.Northamptonshire
  • Weather Preferences: Cool not cold, warm not hot. No strong Wind.
  • Location: N.Bedfordshire, E.Northamptonshire

    I have the dreaded lurg (no not man flu, only wimmin get that) and feel less than well, agile or in anyway energetic which is never good for me, so expect a night on the sofa (or even the bean bag if my back and creaky joints can take it) wrapped in a fleece throw and something medicinal as I watch the Horizon program on sinkholes.

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  • Location: Bedfordshire/Herts border 40m asl
  • Weather Preferences: Cold, crisp, calm and sunny
  • Location: Bedfordshire/Herts border 40m asl

    Even Paul used to pop in here every now and then for a banter, we used to scatter!

    I remember when everyone used to pop in for a banter!  It was so fast I usually made comments about things 3 pages back.  (Other, super speedy Banterers would think I was either secretly clever, naughty or, well, just plain thick.  Think my nickname of Sheltered was evidence of the majority plain thick brigade.)

     

    It used to be such fun, especially before it got all PC and policed.   

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  • Location: Bedfordshire/Herts border 40m asl
  • Weather Preferences: Cold, crisp, calm and sunny
  • Location: Bedfordshire/Herts border 40m asl

    EVO who is EVO? And where is EVO?

    Now there was a funny man.  I liked EVO a lot.

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  • Location: Milton Keynes MK
  • Weather Preferences: anything extreme or intense !
  • Location: Milton Keynes MK

     It used to be such fun, especially before it got all PC and policed.

    Police in banter ? * runs off to find another place to hide my smuggled booty and counterfeit goods*
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  • Location: N.Bedfordshire, E.Northamptonshire
  • Weather Preferences: Cool not cold, warm not hot. No strong Wind.
  • Location: N.Bedfordshire, E.Northamptonshire

     

    Posted Today, 17:42

    Jax, on 03 Feb 2014 - 17:08, said:Posted Image

    I have the dreaded lurg (no not man flu, only wimmin get that) and feel less than well, agile or in anyway energetic which is never good for me, so expect a night on the sofa (or even the bean bag if my back and creaky joints can take it) wrapped in a fleece throw and something medicinal as I watch the Horizon program on sinkholes.

    Remember the old 'tunes' adverts...You need Tunes!?? Posted Image

    I did the bean bag, way safer ( and more comfortable )

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  • Location: N.Bedfordshire, E.Northamptonshire
  • Weather Preferences: Cool not cold, warm not hot. No strong Wind.
  • Location: N.Bedfordshire, E.Northamptonshire

    You ate a bean bag ?

    no i did it...

     

     

     

    ....wait that sounds worse!

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