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Going to the dentist in the morning for a check up and getting the all clear only to eat something in the afternoon and snap a tooth...

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Going to the dentist in the morning for a check up and getting the all clear only to eat something in the afternoon and snap a tooth...

What were you eating? Blackpool rock dipped in treacle?! :)

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What were you eating? Blackpool rock dipped in treacle?! :)

Nothing worthy of the trouble, peanut M&Ms believe it or not.

Can't get an appointment until next Monday either...

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Sam Smith, what a dull, over rated wat ! His music bores the hell out of me and he is singing the theme to the new Bond film. Doh! Oh and Dave Gorman, smug unfunny onion.

Edited by lassie23

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head colds tick me off

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 Untalented has beens like Bruce Forsyth and  Cliff Richard who still try to strut their stuff and hope to look younger with the advancing decades of time in the spotlight . They should retire gracefully from our screens and remove the pain . Apart, from one old codger , Keith Richard who remains vastly talented and makes no effort to halt the ravages of time.

C

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Slush puppies they taste great but the ice cream headache is very annoying, arrrrgh

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 Untalented has beens like Bruce Forsyth and  Cliff Richard who still try to strut their stuff and hope to look younger with the advancing decades of time in the spotlight . They should retire gracefully from our screens and remove the pain . Apart, from one old codger , Keith Richard who remains vastly talented and makes no effort to halt the ravages of time.

C

Haven't seen Brucie for a long time thought he had retired about 3 years ago?

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Haven't seen Brucie for a long time thought he had retired about 3 years ago?

I do not know. I think I last watched him on some sort of dance show when back in the UK a couple of years ago. He was awful to listen and watch, switched channels quickly.

 C

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Brain-dead 'celebrities' whose only achievement (if that's even what it is) is being born with an enormous backside!

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Brain-dead 'celebrities' whose only achievement (if that's even what it is) is being born with an enormous backside!

nobody is born with an enormous backside

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Brain-dead 'celebrities' whose only achievement (if that's even what it is) is being born with an enormous backside!

I know, I bet they don't have to get up early in the morning to go T'werk...

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I know, I bet they don't have to get up early in the morning to go T'werk...

When you drip over and T'werk your knee :vava: Or when you t'werk your ankle :vava:

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Any advert that mentions "The DFS sale ends tomorrow" Oh come on,we've heard it all before for years.Has anyone bought a DFS sofa when it wasn't on sale? :crazy:

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Any advert that mentions "The DFS sale ends tomorrow" Oh come on,we've heard it all before for years.Has anyone bought a DFS sofa when it wasn't on sale? :crazy:

Is it a real sale or a fake one, were the sofas ever that price in the first place? :unknw:

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The UK , and it's namby pamby politics ,and drizzle :(..

add namby pamby pot noodles to the list, the only good thing about them is the pot. :80: :80: :80:

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Is it a real sale or a fake one, were the sofas ever that price in the first place? :unknw:

Imagine if you bought one on the only day there wasn't a sale on?:

"Sir, I've got something to tell you...I think you may need to sit down"

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Imagine if you bought one on the only day there wasn't a sale on?:

"Sir, I've got something to tell you...I think you may need to sit down"

I think you may need to sit down on your sofa you paid full price for. :doh:

Have you got your steam iron, steam cleaner, food packer, 25 minute workout dvd, juicer, 4 wheel drive wheelbarrow and all the other crap they try to sell you on free view channels, yet? :80:

 

Still on LA time ,need more gin !!!.

It must still be yesterday to you, when in reality it is tomorrow, today. :cc_confused::drinks: I woke up this morning thinking it was Christmas! :(

Edited by lassie23

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I think you may need to sit down on your sofa you paid full price for. :doh:

Have you got your steam iron, steam cleaner, food packer, 25 minute workout dvd, juicer, 4 wheel drive wheelbarrow and all the other crap they try to sell you on free view channels, yet? :80:

 

It must still be yesterday to you, when in reality it is tomorrow, today. :cc_confused::drinks: I woke up this morning thinking it was Christmas! :(

Not yet, but at least I can now do "Perfect Push-ups"...

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