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mike Meehan

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In a smallish country town there used to be a traffic warden - he was a horrible man - he never smiled or had a good word for anybody - he was so officious that he became the scourge of all the motorists, both locals and visitors alike.

Anyway, whilst out the prowl one day he collapsed and was conveyed to the local hospital - there the doctors pronounced him DOA, or dead on arrival.

A funeral was arranged and he was put into a coffin which was lowered into the ground - as it reached the bottom banging could be heard from the coffin, then shouts - 'help me, help me - I'm still alive - can you get me out'.

The priest on hearing this replied, 'sorry, I can't do that - I've already done the paperwork'.

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