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mike Meehan

Letter To Santa

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Dear Santa,

Thankyou for that lovely snowdfall you gave us last Saturday - it was very nice and the temperatures stayed nicely below freezing until yesterday morning, so it remained in good condition for a time.

Unfortunately, for us down in the south east, for the last 24 hours or so we have had temperatures slightly above freezing and this has resulted in us losing over half the snow we once had. Not only that but the snow left is now slushy and horrible and I had hoped that we would be able to keep some nice snow for Christmas day but it does not look like that is going to happen now.

As a special favour can I ask you to bring, say another 3 inches of nice dry powdery snow back to us in time for Christmas day. Honest I promise to be good.

Also can I say that those nasty men with their computer models have upset me by trying to draw in nasty horrible rain for next week ruining everthing. I do hope that you can have a word with them and get them to bring in a nice Scandy High instead. :smiliz64:

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Dear Santa,

I'm 40 years old,

have been outside, and it's so bladdy cold.

The flakes are falling around of me,

I should hibernate, just like a bee.

But I don't mind,

now that be true,

Think of 'the years '78 and '82.

'63 and '47,

Now that was snow made from Heaven.

And but Heathrow, that be a pain,

when I'm for festive holiday in Spain.

Your planes won't fly,

I ask you why,

No communication, from staff for shame.

Cameron said, "I'm quite frustrated!"

Nothing flying, "Cancelled" illustrated.

Passengers hoping to fly away,

"Might get a flight on New Year's Day"

So please dear Santa, clear this snow for us,

Or else it be cheaper on a bus.

If gritters can actually do their work,

Or else sack them, the stoopid berks!!

(I thank you).

Merry Christmas to all. :)

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Dear Santa,

I'm 40 years old,

have been outside, and it's so bladdy cold.

The flakes are falling around of me,

I should hibernate, just like a bee.

But I don't mind,

now that be true,

Think of 'the years '78 and '82.

'63 and '47,

Now that was snow made from Heaven.

And but Heathrow, that be a pain,

when I'm for festive holiday in Spain.

Your planes won't fly,

I ask you why,

No communication, from staff for shame.

Cameron said, "I'm quite frustrated!"

Nothing flying, "Cancelled" illustrated.

Passengers hoping to fly away,

"Might get a flight on New Year's Day"

So please dear Santa, clear this snow for us,

Or else it be cheaper on a bus.

If gritters can actually do their work,

Or else sack them, the stoopid berks!!

(I thank you).

Merry Christmas to all. :)

I suppose there is always the ferry to Santander

:whistling:

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