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Morning everybody!

It's finally Friday and I am happy, my cold still hasn't fully developed so I am ignoring it.

I hope you all have a marvellous day, I for one shall be practising the art of fake working!

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Morning everybody!

Morning ickle!

I hope you all have a marvellous day

Thank you v much, you too. :p

I for one shall be practising the art of fake working!

Ahhh, I'm a seasoned professional at it, but today is the deadline for a few bits and pieces so I may have to do some of the real thing (Shuddup! Louby :lol: )

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I for one shall be practising the art of fake working!

I shant be practising any sort of working, ner,ner,ner,ner,ner :lol:

Morning...btw

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Advanced Banter chat for those who are a little forward

Can I have a a special thread...i'm a little backwards today.

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Can I have a a special thread...i'm a little backwards today.

Morning SB1. No, you have to look forwards and be positive. I am always being told I'm a little forward :lol:

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Morning...btw

Morning SC :hi:

When you say everyone, do you really mean that?

Of course, good morning!

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I felt as though I could have been transparent in Tesco the other day, the amount of grannies who clipped my ankles with there trolly, I mean it's not as though I am little and easily missed now is it!

Good morning Mr O and everyone else, how are we all today?

Joe has just taken the car down for a service, he is hoping the loan car is going to be a top of the range Volvo, I can see it myself :hi: not if Nissan are anything to go by they just gave us a Micra!

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Joe has just taken the car down for a service, he is hoping the loan car is going to be a top of the range Volvo, I can see it myself :hi: not if Nissan are anything to go by they just gave us a Micra!

Morning Loubs :D . Just so long as its not a Toyota Yaris - theres something about Yaris drivers I find...... :p

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Well I doubt a Volvo dealership would have Toyboata loan cars :hi: but I could be wrong.

anyhoo what you doing up this time of the day?

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Can I have a a special thread...i'm a little backwards today.

What's so special about today? :hi:

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Morning Potty, M'lady and I missed you early Mr buffed butt :hi:

Hemmy is always saying how I am very very special, does that mean I get a special thread all to myself?

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Morning Pottypants. :hi:

We're all special, Louby, although I am, obviously, far more special than anyone else. A word of advice though, if Hemlock offers you a special thread, all of your own, I would run away... very, very quickly.

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I have learnt very quickly, if Hemmy offers me anything to run as fast as my little legs will take me!

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Morning Loubs :p . Just so long as its not a Toyota Yaris - theres something about Yaris drivers I find...... :hi:

And what is wrong with Yaris drivers SC?

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What's so special about today? :p

Good morning M'Lady, everyday is special with you in it (creep creep, sycophantic bow and scrape, trips over own jacket tail and exits quickly) :hi:

Mawning peeps.. :D

Morning Proffesorie!

Hemmy is always saying how I am very very special

I think that's because he didn't read all of the letter from your Doctor, it's a different kind of 'special' dearest.

And what is wrong with Yaris drivers SC?

Nothing, but they're generally 60 years older than you ickle!

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I have learnt very quickly, if Hemmy offers me anything to run as fast as my little legs will take me!

:p

And what is wrong with Yaris drivers SC?

Well, as he's male, I suspect his answer will be along the lines of, "They sometimes drive in front of me when I'm on the road." That seems to be provocation enough for some men. Personally I drive a hulking great Volvo... so I tend to drive where I like, when I like!

Good morning M'Lady, everyday is special with you in it (creep creep, sycophantic bow and scrape, trips over own jacket tail and exits quickly) :hi:

Ah, what would I do without you to stroke my ego for me? You're like my very own Egor.

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I think that's because he didn't read all of the letter from your Doctor, it's a different kind of 'special' dearest.

Well he did say Sleaford special to me one, don't know what he meant by that! :hi:

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Ah, what would I do without you to stroke my ego for me? You're like my very own Egor.

Thlnak you M'lady, I am alwaish here to slerve.

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(actually I don't have the hump :hi: )

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but you do have a hump...erm I mean a hump on your back, oh erm I mean.... I'll just shut up now before I drop myself further into the cacky poo :lol:

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actually I don't have the hump :lol:

Oh, and there I was thinking you were extremely pleased to see me today.

off to work. yay........

Have a good day, Cookie.

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