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25 minutes ago, Yarmy said:

SPACE PIRATES!

I thought Ted Cruz's most humiliating moment was either getting beaten by Trump or accidentally posting porn on his Twitter account, but I was wrong.

I know just the man for the job.

Space Pirates versus...

 

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Two pet owners got together for a weekly public discussion on the Internet. They called it their Pawed Cast.
 

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Language warning...

 

 

 

Mickey Mouse is in the divorce court...

Judge: I'm sorry Mr Mouse, but I don't think that your wife having buck teeth is grounds for divorce.

MM: I never said she had buck teeth, I said she was [email protected]@[email protected]@g Goofy!

Edited by Bob G
over zealous swear filter

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12 hours ago, Bob G said:

Language warning...

 

 

 

Mickey Mouse is in the divorce court...

Judge: I'm sorry Mr Mouse, but I don't think that your wife having buck teeth is grounds for divorce.

MM: I never said she had buck teeth, I said she was [email protected]@[email protected]@g Goofy!

First heard that one about 30 years ago when my dad was in the police and got dirty jokes faxed to him... and it still makes me laugh now 🙂

 

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My message to Nigel Farage: image.thumb.png.d680ec99edda533cbfdb66fc57d00768.png:oldgrin:

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3 minutes ago, Ed Stone said:

My message to Nigel Farage: image.thumb.png.d680ec99edda533cbfdb66fc57d00768.png:oldgrin:

I think he will take that on the Cheek    last poll before elections has him on 38%   Labour Tories  nowhere 

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.😂

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13 minutes ago, Yarmy said:

 

The reporters face as BoJo trys to explain he paints buses

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😂😂😂

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Jokes against the Welsh  should be classed the same as islamaphobia    reaction after omid  Djalili   stand up show     Gets the backing  from the welsh language commision   F F S 

Edited by weirpig

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59 minutes ago, weirpig said:

Jokes against the Welsh  should be classed the same as islamaphobia    reaction after omid  Djalili   stand up show     Gets the backing  from the welsh language commision   F F S 

If only we could all learn to laugh at ourselves, Mark? I was in hysterics, when a Scottish work-colleague treated me to his 'Morris Dancer' routine! :shok:

Edited by Ed Stone

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7 minutes ago, Ed Stone said:

If only we could all learn to laugh at ourselves, Mark? I was in hysterics, when a Scottish work-colleague treated me to his 'Morris Dancer' routine! :shok:

Indeed Pete   BUt this is a classic.  a quote from the speech Trump made yesterday  regarding indy day   this was in his own words  regarding  the battles of  1775  🤣

Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over airports

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Infact  here is the full speech    you could not make it up

In June of 1775, the Continental Congress created a unified army out of the revolutionary forces encamped around Boston and New York …

The Continental Army suffered a bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware, and seized victory from Cornwallis of Yorktown.

Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, it had nothing but victory.

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How not to smuggle cocaine through customs! image.png.aaea95c1d2a4bd131df590dbf9d7bdff.png:oldgrin:

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