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I asked my grandmother how she is enjoying her new stairlift. She said It’s driving her up the wall.

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I went to the snooker club the other night and got a 147....

it was the only bus there🤣

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My mate is a dyslexic devil worshipper, he sold his soul to santa.

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I've noticed that someone has been adding soil to my garden overnight for the past few months. The plot thickens.

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I thought orthopaedic shoes were a waste of time until I tried  a pair,  I now stand corrected. 

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Buster Keaton's pratfall. Not sure when it was filmed but Keaton was no spring chicken when he did it. How he managed to put his second leg up, (look how high that counter is!)  must have been down to skills he developed when he was making his silent films. 

 

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My mate got arrested for callender pinching

he got 12 months🤣

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Can't believe It's pancake day again It has crêped up so fast

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This genius is an MP. :oldrolleyes:

Is he yours, @knocker ?

 

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Some of the comments he got for that were exceptionally funny.  I have a feeing his days in politics are numbered 🙂

 

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14 minutes ago, Yarmy said:

This genius is an MP. :oldrolleyes:

Is he yours, @knocker ?

 

No north Cornwall. George Useless is ours

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