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13 minutes ago, Dami said:

That was just sad.

Tell me about it, I can't quite believe it myself, wondering whats coming next

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16 hours ago, Dami said:

That was just sad.

It was on BBC NW news, the girl behind the idea almost melted when the reporter asked if it was discrimination against blind people who wouldn't be able to see the jazz hands... They hadn't thought of that. 

What a nation of downright cissies we're becoming. 

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1 hour ago, JeffC said:

It was on BBC NW news, the girl behind the idea almost melted when the reporter asked if it was discrimination against blind people who wouldn't be able to see the jazz hands... They hadn't thought of that. 

What a nation of downright cissies we're becoming. 

We already are.

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On 03/10/2018 at 06:55, JeffC said:

It was on BBC NW news, the girl behind the idea almost melted when the reporter asked if it was discrimination against blind people who wouldn't be able to see the jazz hands... They hadn't thought of that. 

What a nation of downright cissies we're becoming. 

seems we have bred a generation without common sense.

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If laziness was an Olympic sport. I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.

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1 hour ago, mushymanrob said:

seems we have bred a generation without common sense.

Indeed, there seems to be an assumption by this generation that nobody existed before them, there was no adversity !

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The bird watchers whooped with delight as they watched the booming bittern whooped. Some of the bird watchers bit more than they could chew when they stayed too long by the corn fields as they watched for the possibility for the corncrake and the corn bunting.  Some of the bird watchers at the end of their bird watch had a party to celebrate their success at photographing the booming bittern and the corn bunting where they decorated the interior of the hide with bunting.

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By separating themselves from other species, the arctic animals became geographically polarized. Then the polar bears to put on their sunglasses because of their polarize.

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What goes 'Ring, Ring, Ring, OUCH?'

 

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

 

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After a long argument with my boss, I quit my job at the helium factory. I refused to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

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Meteorologists can be quite cirrus about the classification of cloud formations.

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37 minutes ago, Summer Sun said:

 

either she was running faster towards the end or the dog was flagging...I'll get my coat

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Misheard song lyrics.

Screenshot_2018-10-19 (388) TRY NOT TO LAUGH MISHEARD LYRICS Re-uploaded - YouTube.png

Edited by Katrine Basso
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  I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

 

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Third time lucky.

Misheard song lyrics

 

 

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