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Ha, my hoover has headlights

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Yours does'nt HA HA HA

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Oh the joy's of translating Nihongo (think that is right), in the past and how a phrase can have a meaning rather than a result, often fell foul of that myself when trying to decide what is meant unless you read it direct (difficult yes).

 

Their vocab is similar with vowels, the key part IMHO is the particles (ends) that mean you can understand the phrase posed better, It may just be me though.

 

Started to learn their lingo 20+ years ago and still trying LOL.

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Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, are vacationing in Europe, 

near Transylvania. They  drive in a rental car along a rather

deserted highway. It is late, raining very hard and Bob can barely see

the road in front of the car. Suddenly, the car skids

out of control. Bob attempts to control it,

but to no avail.  The car swerves and smashes into a tree..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog.   Dazed, he looks

over at the passenger seat and sees Betty unconscious, with her

head bleeding. Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside,

Bob knows he has to get her medical assistance. He carefully picks her

up and begins trudging down the road. After a short while,

he sees a light and heads towards it, which is coming

from a large, old house. He approaches the door and knocks.

A small, hunched man opens the door.

 

Bob blurts, "Hello, my name is Bob Hill and this is my wife Betty.

We've been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been

Seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone?"

 

 

"I'm sorry," replies the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone.

My master is a doctor. Come in, and I will get him."

Bob brings his wife in.

 

 

 

 

 

An older man comes down the stairs. "I'm afraid my assistant may

have misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist. 

However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have

had some basic medical training. I will see what I can do.

Igor, bring them down to the laboratory."

 

 With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs,

with Bob following closely. Igor places Betty on a table in

the lab.  Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries,

so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table.

 

After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried.

"Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion."

Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail.

Bob and Betty Hill are no more.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Hills' deaths upsets Igor's master greatly.

Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory,

which houses his grand piano. It is here that he

has always found solace and he begins to play.

A stirring, almost haunting melody fills the house.

 

 

Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up.

His eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers

on Betty's hand twitch, keeping time to the haunting

piano music. Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins

to rise, marking the beat. He is further amazed as

Betty and Bob both sit up straight!

 

 

Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs

to the conservatory. He bursts in and shouts to his master:

 

"Master, Master!

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Yeh maan.... wait for me !!!!!

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Jeepers!

 

 

Think I have really been there, it may be near the train station in Irving SoCal :D

"You can do it when you B&Q it"

 

 

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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) - By Pam Ayres of course..

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... ... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey

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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) - By Pam Ayres of course..

The missus bought a Paperback,

down Shepton Mallet way,

I had a look inside her bag;

... ... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,

And at ten I went to bed.

An hour later she appeared;

The sight filled me with dread...

In her left she held a rope;

And in her right a whip!

She threw them down upon the floor,

And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;

I might have had a peek;

But Mabel hasn't weathered well;

She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;

Could not have been much grimmer.

And things then went from bad to worse;

She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;

A couple minutes later;

She put her teeth back in and said

I am a dominater !!

Now if you knew our Mabel,

You'd see just why I spluttered,

I'd spent two months in traction

For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked

Bent forward just a bit

I went to hold her, sensual like

and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;

My god what had I done!?

She moaned and groaned then shouted out:

"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more;

About what occurred that day.

Suffice to say my jet black hair,

Turned fifty shades of grey

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