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  • Location: A small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Guildford, Surrey
  • Location: A small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Guildford, Surrey

    A woman walked into a pub and said to the barman, "I'd like a double entendre," so he gave her one...

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  • Location: south London
  • Location: south London

    I'm self employed...and have always found it a problem doing doing everything at once.So I invented my own chair.These days its good because now everything flows into place.

    This was my second invention..PM me if you need one building...230.00 on ebay at the moment..BQ are interested in this product Ill let you know the results

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  • Location: south London
  • Location: south London

    I said to my daughter she not aloud this doll for xmas

    this one was taken in LA...One of them days when I dressed up to look impressive...you like me hun....give me a call

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  • Location: Nr Appleby in Westmorland
  • Location: Nr Appleby in Westmorland

    I have it on good authority that Bill Clinton didn't ever buy Monica Lewinski presents, although he did splash out on the odd dress or two.

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  • Location: south London
  • Location: south London

    mmm...beauty ..miss Russia

    mm

    got a fag spare

    ..men still do this now after the pub

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  • Location: south London
  • Location: south London

    mines got loads

    many women don't watch football..so this could be a great way to get them interested...do football nude

    new fragrance for men...does wonders guys to pull the chicks with your looks..go on you know you want it

    I recently changed all my light switches in my house to something different from Home Base...there quite cheap

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  • Location: south London
  • Location: south London

    you need to be careful in america what you buy....I wouldn't buy that if they paid me

    they say the usa is violent..no kidding

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  • Location: south London
  • Location: south London

    8P :)http://nwstatic.co.uk/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif :) ..lol...im in stiches

    lol.....

    forgot to pull is zip up

    .trying not to lol

    is it me or have I got a wild sense of humour

    IVE put this in another fred but it deserves to be here..with tears rolling down my face

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  • Location: Eastbourne, East Sussex (work in Mid Sussex)
  • Location: Eastbourne, East Sussex (work in Mid Sussex)

    Amuse yourself for hours with this download I have virus checked it, check yourself then go create!

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  • Location: south London
  • Location: south London

    my new bush

    I here the police have new uniforms

    God thats a big Turkey

    hes enjoying his new job

    My tree i put in yesterday was very hard.. to do .Ive got a pulled muscle now

    I would nt dream of it

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  • Location: Cheltenham,Glos
  • Weather Preferences: Thunderstorms :D
  • Location: Cheltenham,Glos

    one of Jane Louise in the TEWKSBURY FLOODS...was that the only way then Jane to go shopping..gosh must of been bad

    :):)

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  • Location: Nr Appleby in Westmorland
  • Location: Nr Appleby in Westmorland

    Ok...time to get this thread back on topic with some new definitions.

    Arsehole - to suddenly remember the capital of South Korea

    Collier - like a collie, only even more so

    Sandy - that's convenient

    Knackers Yard - Mick's underpants

    Circumflex - to cut off the end of a piece of wire

    Iconoclastic - a rubber band used for securing religious paintings

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