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  • Location: SE Oxfordshire
  • Weather Preferences: Any extremes
  • Location: SE Oxfordshire

    2021 Top 10 April Fools

     

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  • Location: Hoyland,barnsley,south yorkshire(100m asl)
  • Weather Preferences: severe storms,snow wind and ice
  • Location: Hoyland,barnsley,south yorkshire(100m asl)

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  • Location: Woodchurch, Kent.
  • Weather Preferences: Thunderstorm.
  • Location: Woodchurch, Kent.
    On 02/04/2021 at 08:16, Bob G said:

    2021 Top 10 April Fools

     

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    You got me

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  • Location: on a canal , probably near Northampton...
  • Weather Preferences: extremes n snow
  • Location: on a canal , probably near Northampton...
    24 minutes ago, I remember Atlantic 252 said:

     

    What a complete waste of battery life that vid was...that youtuber is a to$$er of the highest order.

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  • Location: chellaston, derby
  • Weather Preferences: The Actual Weather ..... not fantasy.
  • Location: chellaston, derby

    "If it has 4 legs and is not a chair, or, if it has wings and is not a plane - the Chinese will eat it"

    HRH Prince Philip

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  • Location: North London
  • Location: North London
    On 10/04/2021 at 18:36, I remember Atlantic 252 said:
    On 10/04/2021 at 18:36, I remember Atlantic 252 said:

     

     

    Neanderthals

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  • Location: Broxbourne, Herts
  • Weather Preferences: Snow snow and snow
  • Location: Broxbourne, Herts

    i've just got a Monday to Friday job over in Belfast working as a waiter serving customers in the marquee in the garden of a pub.

    Or, as I'll be telling the women I try and chat up at the weekend,  I've been working under cover in Northern Ireland....

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  • Location: Springfield, Chelmsford, Essex 30Mtr ASL
  • Weather Preferences: snowy or sunny but not too hot!
  • Location: Springfield, Chelmsford, Essex 30Mtr ASL

    When I went abroad on holiday a couple of years back my luggage went missing. I took the airline to court but I lost my case.

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  • Location: Darlington
  • Weather Preferences: Warm dry summers
  • Location: Darlington

    Due to the Covid pandemic, the Germans are preparing a plan for life with a dramatically reduced supply of sausage and cheese. It was their wurst käse scenario.

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  • Location: Cambridge, UK
  • Weather Preferences: Summer > Spring > Winter > Autumn :-)
  • Location: Cambridge, UK

    A Spanish magician told us that he would disappear on the count of three. 

    He said Uno, Dos....then disappeared without a Tres! 

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  • Location: Downton, Wiltshire
  • Location: Downton, Wiltshire

     

    We've got one of these in the old phone box in our village. Christ knows why I haven't thought of this. Brb. 🏃

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  • Location: SE Oxfordshire
  • Weather Preferences: Any extremes
  • Location: SE Oxfordshire

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  • Location: Darlington
  • Weather Preferences: Warm dry summers
  • Location: Darlington

    Stalin had a horse that was able to comfortably walk quickly or glide across the snow. He called it Trotski.

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  • Location: Darlington
  • Weather Preferences: Warm dry summers
  • Location: Darlington

    My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'. I said: May divorce be with you

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  • Location: Lee, London. SE12, 41 mts. 134.5 ft asl.
  • Weather Preferences: Snowy, wintry weather
  • Location: Lee, London. SE12, 41 mts. 134.5 ft asl.

    Just finished watching Prime Minister's Questions.

    Is this what happens when your new Wife, gives you a D-I-Y haircut? 

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    Regards,

    Tom. 👍

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  • Location: SE Oxfordshire
  • Weather Preferences: Any extremes
  • Location: SE Oxfordshire

     

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  • Location: Shepton Mallet Somerset
  • Weather Preferences: Seasonal
  • Location: Shepton Mallet Somerset

    Came home from work yesterday, found a note on the fridge door saying " It's not working I've had enough , I've gone to my mothers."

    Well, I opened the door, the light came on, and my beer was cold, can't  see what her problem is !!

     

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  • Location: Darlington
  • Weather Preferences: Warm dry summers
  • Location: Darlington

    The CEO of Ikea was elected President of Sweden this week. He's still assembling his cabinet.

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  • Location: Shepton Mallet Somerset
  • Weather Preferences: Seasonal
  • Location: Shepton Mallet Somerset

    Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon.

    10 000 volts shot up it's  ar...e  and turned it's wool to nylon.

    Edited by 78/79
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  • Location: NW LONDON
  • Weather Preferences: Sun, sleet, Snow
  • Location: NW LONDON
    On 29/09/2018 at 13:30, Allseasons-si said:

    Ha! ha! ha! ha!???

    That is one of the funniest clips i have ever seen,thanks for that,now i will try and drink the rest of my tea,half of it's on my lap lol

    😂

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  • Location: Darlington
  • Weather Preferences: Warm dry summers
  • Location: Darlington

    I hear Craig David is in the Team GB Archery squad this year. He's going to be the Bow Selecta.

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  • Location: Camborne
  • Location: Camborne

    Sunday Morning Sex

    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

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  • Location: Darlington
  • Weather Preferences: Warm dry summers
  • Location: Darlington

    Just bought a boomerang from a ghost. That'll come back to haunt me.

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