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  • Location: SE Oxfordshire
  • Weather Preferences: Any extremes
  • Location: SE Oxfordshire

    2021 Top 10 April Fools

     

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    My friend composes songs about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter sew it seams.

    I started a band called 999 megabytes.   We still haven't got a gig

    A Scotsman walks into the Bank of England in Threadneedle Street, Central London and asks for the manager. He tells the manager that he is going to Australia on business for two weeks and needs to bor

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  • Location: Hoyland,barnsley,south yorkshire(100m asl)
  • Weather Preferences: severe storms,snow wind and ice
  • Location: Hoyland,barnsley,south yorkshire(100m asl)

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  • Location: Woodchurch, Kent.
  • Weather Preferences: Thunderstorm.
  • Location: Woodchurch, Kent.
    On 02/04/2021 at 08:16, Bob G said:

    2021 Top 10 April Fools

     

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    You got me

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  • Location: on a canal , probably near Northampton...
  • Weather Preferences: extremes n snow
  • Location: on a canal , probably near Northampton...
    24 minutes ago, I remember Atlantic 252 said:

     

    What a complete waste of battery life that vid was...that youtuber is a to$$er of the highest order.

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  • Location: chellaston, derby
  • Weather Preferences: The Actual Weather ..... not fantasy.
  • Location: chellaston, derby

    "If it has 4 legs and is not a chair, or, if it has wings and is not a plane - the Chinese will eat it"

    HRH Prince Philip

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  • Location: North London
  • Location: North London
    On 10/04/2021 at 18:36, I remember Atlantic 252 said:
    On 10/04/2021 at 18:36, I remember Atlantic 252 said:

     

     

    Neanderthals

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  • Location: Broxbourne, Herts
  • Weather Preferences: Snow snow and snow
  • Location: Broxbourne, Herts

    i've just got a Monday to Friday job over in Belfast working as a waiter serving customers in the marquee in the garden of a pub.

    Or, as I'll be telling the women I try and chat up at the weekend,  I've been working under cover in Northern Ireland....

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  • Location: Wildwood, Stafford 104m asl
  • Weather Preferences: obviously snow!
  • Location: Wildwood, Stafford 104m asl

    still this

     

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  • Location: Springfield, Chelmsford, Essex 30Mtr ASL
  • Weather Preferences: snowy or sunny but not too hot!
  • Location: Springfield, Chelmsford, Essex 30Mtr ASL

    When I went abroad on holiday a couple of years back my luggage went missing. I took the airline to court but I lost my case.

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  • Location: Darlington
  • Weather Preferences: Warm dry summers
  • Location: Darlington

    Due to the Covid pandemic, the Germans are preparing a plan for life with a dramatically reduced supply of sausage and cheese. It was their wurst käse scenario.

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  • Location: Cambridge, UK
  • Weather Preferences: Summer > Spring > Winter > Autumn :-)
  • Location: Cambridge, UK

    A Spanish magician told us that he would disappear on the count of three. 

    He said Uno, Dos....then disappeared without a Tres! 

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  • Location: Downton, Wiltshire
  • Location: Downton, Wiltshire

     

    We've got one of these in the old phone box in our village. Christ knows why I haven't thought of this. Brb. 🏃

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  • Location: SE Oxfordshire
  • Weather Preferences: Any extremes
  • Location: SE Oxfordshire

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  • Location: Darlington
  • Weather Preferences: Warm dry summers
  • Location: Darlington

    Stalin had a horse that was able to comfortably walk quickly or glide across the snow. He called it Trotski.

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  • Location: Darlington
  • Weather Preferences: Warm dry summers
  • Location: Darlington

    My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'. I said: May divorce be with you

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  • Location: Lee, London. SE12, 41 mts. 134.5 ft asl.
  • Weather Preferences: Snowy, wintry weather
  • Location: Lee, London. SE12, 41 mts. 134.5 ft asl.

    Just finished watching Prime Minister's Questions.

    Is this what happens when your new Wife, gives you a D-I-Y haircut? 

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    Regards,

    Tom. 👍

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  • Location: Shepton Mallet Somerset
  • Weather Preferences: Seasonal
  • Location: Shepton Mallet Somerset

    Came home from work yesterday, found a note on the fridge door saying " It's not working I've had enough , I've gone to my mothers."

    Well, I opened the door, the light came on, and my beer was cold, can't  see what her problem is !!

     

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