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  • Location: SE Oxfordshire
  • Weather Preferences: Any extremes
  • Location: SE Oxfordshire

    2021 Top 10 April Fools

     

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    My friend composes songs about sewing machines. He's a Singer songwriter sew it seams.

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    I started a band called 999 megabytes.   We still haven't got a gig

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  • Location: Hoyland,barnsley,south yorkshire(100m asl)
  • Weather Preferences: severe storms,snow wind and ice
  • Location: Hoyland,barnsley,south yorkshire(100m asl)

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  • Location: Woodchurch, Kent.
  • Weather Preferences: Thunderstorm.
  • Location: Woodchurch, Kent.
    On 02/04/2021 at 08:16, Bob G said:

    2021 Top 10 April Fools

     

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    You got me

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  • Location: on a canal , probably near Northampton...
  • Weather Preferences: extremes n snow
  • Location: on a canal , probably near Northampton...
    24 minutes ago, I remember Atlantic 252 said:

     

    What a complete waste of battery life that vid was...that youtuber is a to$$er of the highest order.

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  • Location: chellaston, derby
  • Weather Preferences: The Actual Weather ..... not fantasy.
  • Location: chellaston, derby

    "If it has 4 legs and is not a chair, or, if it has wings and is not a plane - the Chinese will eat it"

    HRH Prince Philip

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  • Location: North London
  • Location: North London
    On 10/04/2021 at 18:36, I remember Atlantic 252 said:
    On 10/04/2021 at 18:36, I remember Atlantic 252 said:

     

     

    Neanderthals

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  • Location: Broxbourne, Herts
  • Weather Preferences: Snow snow and snow
  • Location: Broxbourne, Herts

    i've just got a Monday to Friday job over in Belfast working as a waiter serving customers in the marquee in the garden of a pub.

    Or, as I'll be telling the women I try and chat up at the weekend,  I've been working under cover in Northern Ireland....

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  • Location: Wildwood, Stafford 104m asl
  • Weather Preferences: obviously snow!
  • Location: Wildwood, Stafford 104m asl

    still this

     

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  • Location: Springfield, Chelmsford, Essex 30Mtr ASL
  • Weather Preferences: snowy or sunny but not too hot!
  • Location: Springfield, Chelmsford, Essex 30Mtr ASL

    When I went abroad on holiday a couple of years back my luggage went missing. I took the airline to court but I lost my case.

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  • Location: Darlington
  • Weather Preferences: Warm dry summers
  • Location: Darlington

    Due to the Covid pandemic, the Germans are preparing a plan for life with a dramatically reduced supply of sausage and cheese. It was their wurst käse scenario.

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  • Location: Cambridge, UK
  • Weather Preferences: Summer > Spring > Winter > Autumn :-)
  • Location: Cambridge, UK

    A Spanish magician told us that he would disappear on the count of three. 

    He said Uno, Dos....then disappeared without a Tres! 

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  • Location: Downton, Wiltshire
  • Location: Downton, Wiltshire

     

    We've got one of these in the old phone box in our village. Christ knows why I haven't thought of this. Brb. 🏃

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  • Location: SE Oxfordshire
  • Weather Preferences: Any extremes
  • Location: SE Oxfordshire

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  • Location: Darlington
  • Weather Preferences: Warm dry summers
  • Location: Darlington

    Stalin had a horse that was able to comfortably walk quickly or glide across the snow. He called it Trotski.

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  • Location: Darlington
  • Weather Preferences: Warm dry summers
  • Location: Darlington

    My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'Star Wars'. I said: May divorce be with you

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