The whole of North East Suffolk is now snowed in. The Government have just announced a national emergency. A Suffolk Council spokesman has asked the public to stay calm, and to stop talking in stupid slack jawed yokel voices.
Blizzard conditions here, a total whiteout. The local council have just called out the National Guard (amazing because I didn't think we had a National Guard) to help clear the fluffy flakes from Mrs. Matthew's Gnome's noses. It's total chaos here, one old guy reckons that he hasn't seen such severe conditions as this since the time Mount Vesuvis erupted.
Could you be so kind as to point me in the direction of the "I Hate Snow and Don't Ever Want To See It Watch" topic, so that I can post in the correct area.
Many thanks.
We haven't had any snow here in Corton right by the North Sea in North Suffolk, its been great. No school closures, no road closures, no accidents, no productivity lost, perfect.