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  1. It's only money. The mental anguish caused by summer is far more costly. Only a little over 5 months til the days start to shorten. Here we go again....
  2. Sure you would - but I'm banned from there! That's why I occasionally trouble threads like this.....
  3. No you ain't - it gets everywhere and is very popular with the 'general media', as is lots of other cobblers like celebrity/sport/fashion etc etc. Sign o' the times, I'm afraid.
  4. If only! As for all the climate-change crapola, who gives a monkey's anyway? Seriously - who gives a monkey's?
  5. Opportunistic bleeders that they are..... everything can be put down to climate change - even normality. It's a larf,innit?
  6. If you really wanna good laugh to start the day, head off to the climate area and check out the 'worst case scenario' bit. These guys are so far gone they're practically outta sight!
  7. It never really went away here - it still made the most of its lesser time above the horizon. Here's hoping to a cold spring and washout summer to make amends. It's only fair...
  8. Drawing in, in fercrissakes - as in contracting/shrinking/receding. In/out, shake it all about - either way the misery season is slowly but surely in ascension. It seems like 5 minutes ago that the clocks went back. Who knows where the time goes, Sandy?
  9. Any bets on when the first Easter ads will appear?
  10. I put nowt away each week and find that's plenty - I let the missus sort out the kid's prezzie.
  11. Yup, seen that happen first-hand - though nothing like to the tune of 'millions'. Maybe I'm destined to be a peasant forever, but I'm happy so long as life isn't a struggle and there's food on the table. Working hard and saving up for something seems to satisfy enough, but that's just me.
  12. Seeing as most of us get by on next to nowt anyway, an £800 win would be very nice never mind 8mil.
  13. Forgot about that!
  14. Ours came down yesterday. Out and about earlier today, all the houses still festooned with lights and stuff just didn't seem right, even though it is still technically Xmas.
  15. Buy a nice house in a nice area, keep a million and give the rest to animal charities.