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laserguy last won the day on June 21 2014

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  1. It's only money. The mental anguish caused by summer is far more costly. Only a little over 5 months til the days start to shorten. Here we go again....
  2. Sure you would - but I'm banned from there! That's why I occasionally trouble threads like this.....
  3. No you ain't - it gets everywhere and is very popular with the 'general media', as is lots of other cobblers like celebrity/sport/fashion etc etc. Sign o' the times, I'm afraid.
  4. If only! As for all the climate-change crapola, who gives a monkey's anyway? Seriously - who gives a monkey's?
  5. Opportunistic bleeders that they are..... everything can be put down to climate change - even normality. It's a larf,innit?
  6. If you really wanna good laugh to start the day, head off to the climate area and check out the 'worst case scenario' bit. These guys are so far gone they're practically outta sight!
  7. It never really went away here - it still made the most of its lesser time above the horizon. Here's hoping to a cold spring and washout summer to make amends. It's only fair...
  8. Drawing in, in fercrissakes - as in contracting/shrinking/receding. In/out, shake it all about - either way the misery season is slowly but surely in ascension. It seems like 5 minutes ago that the clocks went back. Who knows where the time goes, Sandy?
  9. Any bets on when the first Easter ads will appear?
  10. I put nowt away each week and find that's plenty - I let the missus sort out the kid's prezzie.
  11. Ours came down yesterday. Out and about earlier today, all the houses still festooned with lights and stuff just didn't seem right, even though it is still technically Xmas.
  12. I know it's the thought that counts and all that, but I gave up with fairy tales when I was about six. I was really hoping for a new back tyre for me mo'bike but it seems no-one had a hundred and fifty quid going spare. At least I'll be able to put 3 pairs of socks on at time to keep me frozen toes warm.
  13. That's what my kid got. Nah, I'm kidding... got the usual horrendously expensive set of Xbox games he'd requested plus a few surprises. Novelty has worn off the games already so they're relegated to the growing pile of wasted money, and those games are now being flogged off for nowt in the shops. Grrrr. At least we've still got lots of Xmas choc left to munch on for a while, and I've got enough socks to see the year out and enough aftershave to last for eternity (I never use the stuff).
  14. Thank God that's all over and done with for another year.... cards and tree and all associated junk comes down today.
  15. Tis for me! If I could get over my aversion to heat, I'd be laughing. Yup - sat here in tracky bottoms and t-shirt in a totally un-heated house with the back door slightly ajar and I still feel warm. Family still fast asleep under a mountain of ultra-high tog duvets, but I'll fire the heating up for them about half an hour before I wake them, big softie that I am! My racing metabolism which must be instrumental in providing inner warmth may eventually be my demise.