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  1. Phone calls after 9pm...unless someone has died.
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    http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/bbc-apologises-for-broadcasting-picture-of-prince-william-with-penis-drawn-on-his-head-8742180.html There have been numerous pictures of Prince William in the wake of the birth of royal baby last week. But none quite like the image of ‘Prince Willy’ that flashed up on the BBC this morning. The broadcaster has apologised after a photograph of the Duke of Cambridge with a penis drawn on his head - also sporting glasses and a goatee - appeared fleetingly on BBC Breakfast this morning. The glimpse of the unusual image of the royal
  3. It used to take too long to process, but I think they've sped it up these days. Also... Is it too hot for hot-spot?
  4. I haven't seen any of those films and I don't read the Daily Mail, but I know which one of the two I'd ban.
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    From the album: Avon Valley Path

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    From the album: Avon Valley Path

    29/07/13 - Salisbury Cathedral in there somewhere.
  7. Any appliance that continuously beeps to tell you it's finished.
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    Either way, we can only assume he was looking for nosh.
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    Make us laugh

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-23449261 Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Dudley Muhammad Ikhlaq said he had withdrawn £20 in cash to pay for tomatoes. A man caught with a prostitute in his car told police she was there to show him where to buy tomatoes. West Midlands Police said officers found the woman sitting inside Muhammad Ikhlaq's car while he withdrew £20 from a cash machine, which he said was to pay for tomatoes. Ikhlaq, 39, of New Street, Dudley, was found guilty of soliciting and fined £400 at Walsall Magistrates' Court. He was also ordered to pay £6
  10. Ah, the shortcut to avoid the summer jams approaching Lyndhurst. Have a drive up here if you get the chance. http://www.new-forest-national-park.com/rhinefield-ornamental-drive.html It's not far from Minstead. It's not open forest, but soon joins it and allows you to get back on the M27 from the northern side.
  11. Fully agree. Where were you in the Forest TR? The pigs are my favourite, when they get released in the autumn to hoover up the acorns.
  12. Catching your shorts on a kitchen cupboard handle and ripping the door clean off it's unit.
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    Is there any reason a pic of Gareth Bale is atop the BBC Homepage's 'Transfer Latest' link?
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    From the album: Avon Valley Path

    22/07/13 - Post storm.
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    I insist on Crumpet. Only one, I'm not greedy.
  16. Our old PE teacher used to quote this every year at awards day. It never wore thin, honest. You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men cal
  17. Not being at Lord's on such a beautiful day.
  18. Then you're welcome round each and every Sunday.
  19. DRS is there to pick the howler. If a team decide to use their two reviews on borderline calls, then that's their call. Make it one review and they won't chance it, accept for situations like the Broad edge, when it's obvious.
  20. It was almost another 'legover' episode, but ruder. Tuffers was in stitches.
  21. Did Blowers actually just say what I thought he said?
  22. The ICC and the Hot Spot bods have apologised. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/theashes/10174973/The-Ashes-2013-England-receive-apology-from-ICC-and-inventor-of-Hotspot-over-Trott-dismissal-by-third-umpire.html "It was operator error. My operator did not trigger the system in order to cater for the Trott delivery. Instead the operator sat on the Root delivery in order to offer a replay from the previous ball and did not realise until it was too late that he should have triggered the system for the Trott delivery as the priority. Simple mistake, something that anyon
  23. There's one of those outside Walkabout in Southampton, I believe. Never heard of shoes being dished out though.
  24. Anyone who's planning to go on Saturday, just go down the pub instead.
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