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  1. I'm going where the sun keeps shining, thru' the pouring rain, going where the weather suits my clothes, backing off of the North East wind, sailing on summer breeze and skipping over the ocean like a stone.

    1. Steve C

      Steve C

      On a jolly boys' outing?

    2. Styx


      oh that's whats-his-name..can't think..

    3. Biggin


      Is this a cryptic clue by Coast?? has he left the country ???

  2. If you think it's going to rain, it will - Clint Eastwood

  3. Apparently there's no such thing as bad weather just inappropriate weather for the time of year maybe?

    1. Bobby


      Apart from snow in summer and heatwaves in winter almost anything goes at any time of year in this country. Just stiffen that upper lip and Keep Calm and Carry on?

  4. January brings the snow, makes our feet and fingers glow.......

    1. Coast


      Well we have got the liquid version at least....

    2. Dorsetbred


      Coast, have you been sniffin' the spirits bottle again?

  5. When the goose honks high, fair weather; when the goose honks low, foul weather - I'm going to have Turkey for Christmas then....

    1. Captain Shortwave

      Captain Shortwave

      For summer 2014, I will kick a male goose in the nuts once a day. Let's see if this theory checks out :p

    2. chubbyfan


      love the goose, love the goose.

  6. December's wintery breath is already clouding the pond, frosting the pane, obscuring Summer's memory.

    1. karyo
    2. Sprites


      Winters tongue is forcing its slushy length up everyones drainpipe.

  7. “October extinguished itself in a rush of howling winds and driving rain and November arrived, cold as frozen iron, with hard frosts every morning and icy drafts that bit at exposed hands and faces.†― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    1. forecaster


      Some nice conjuring there from J.K. Rowling. Interestingly, in 2003, the UK had not experienced a frost or an icy draft for approximately 40 years. :p

    2. Sprites


      June the 3rd of March gusted in with clumps of cryptic dog crap clinging to clogs causing chaos throughout.

      "Mr kipling and the globules of monkey splunk"

  8. “Listen! The wind is rising, and the air is wild with leaves, We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!â€

    1. Steve C
    2. Coast


      Oh please, don't remind me!

    3. mistyqueen


      Yessss!! Love it!

  9. Autumn...the year's last, loveliest smile

  10. Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower

  11. “The perfect weather of Indian Summer lengthened and lingered, warm sunny days were followed by brisk nights with Halloween a presentiment in the air.â€

  12. Disappointments are to the soul what a thunderstorm is to the air

  13. Summer in the deep South is not only a season, a climate, it's a dimension. Floating in it, one must be either proud or submerged

  14. Ah, Summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.

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    2. karyo


      And the sun is slowly getting weaker!

    3. I Cumbria Marra I
    4. karyo


      No rest needed :-)

  15. Virtue would go far if vanity did not keep it company

  16. I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.

  17. I've been doing a lot of painting lately. Abstract painting—extremely abstract. No brush, no canvas. I just think about it.

  18. If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

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    2. Costa Del Fal

      Costa Del Fal

      I would welcome it with open arms!!

    3. I remember Atlantic 252

      I remember Atlantic 252

      i would say good riddance

    4. Milhouse


      I would invite it in for tea and lock the door

  19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

  20. People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.

  21. I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car....

    1. Dancerwithwings


      Was you in it, LOL!!!!

  22. Intensely selfish people are always very decided as to what they wish. They do not waste their energies in considering the good of others

  23. Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards

  24. When you have to start compromising yourself and your morals for the people around you, it’s probably time to change the people around you

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