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  1. It will take a miracle to get a decent winter now!

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    2. chrisbell-nottheweatherman

      chrisbell-nottheweatherman

      Cheers Karyo; I don't think I ever paid much attention to his posts as that isn't a forum ID that I particularly recognise.

    3. solarcycle

      solarcycle

      Is this poor humour or poor trolling or just an utter moron?

    4. DAVID SNOW

      DAVID SNOW

      Or why worry about it, or why worry about it, or why worry about it! Blimey!

  2. I have already given up hope on autumn and winter 2015/2016.

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    2. Lettucing Gutted

      Lettucing Gutted

      Nick, it is you who is jerking me off now! At first the weather was jerking me off! ^Karyo yes I'm afraid it is El Nino, again. Summer Sun northern blocking is indeed present but it is not even influencing us thanks to El Nino. Just like 1997/1998.

    3. IanR

      IanR

      there will be some deep cold at times

    4. Lettucing Gutted

      Lettucing Gutted

      Yeah maybe 4 days of -14C minimums but +14C maximums for the other 86!

  3. heres to another 8 months of dirty maritime tropical air :(

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    2. karyo

      karyo

      A little bit of heat?

    3. Bottesford

      Bottesford

      I also have a full week of work in my top floor apartment which will no doubt be well into the 30s. But I still massively prefer it to last weeks chilly, damp & grey northerly rubbish. My chillies, tomatoes & peppers are also smiling at the prospect! And then come the weekend I'm off to a nearby lake for a day of drinks & swimming! Perfect.

    4. Lettucing Gutted

      Lettucing Gutted

      ^Karyo, the air that is coming is Maritime Tropical air to put an end to all Maritime Tropical air!.

  4. Come on Steve Murr cheer us up! After a false good start with September, autumn 2015 is shaping up to be another boring joyless mild season, again...

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    2. bobbydog

      bobbydog

      try reading the daily mail. same thing really...

    3. conor123

      conor123

      Most boring year I can remember weather wise, August storm only redeeming feature.

    4. Yarmy

      Yarmy

      MOD thread's been fine since the ramp thread was introduced. Daft posts get moved so what's the problem?

  5. It sucks that we can't edit out forum posts anymore...

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    2. Ed Stone

      Ed Stone

      Only if we could edit other posters' posts...A nightmare for the mods, too.:D

    3. Dami

      Dami

      that would be very very bad. 

      We need an edit thingy on status.:good:

    4. Paul

      Paul

      Yep, would be nice to have an edit function on these, but the software doesn't allow it at the moment. It's still possible to edit posts, but only for a short time - more info here. https://www.netweather.tv/forum/topic/16103-need-help-on-the-siteforum/?page=140#comment-3574479

       

  6. Another year without a winter this is gonna be!  Unless December surprises us that is...

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    2. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      Thermohaline and tonic ? :rofl:

    3. Nouska

      Nouska

      There should be plenty of ice in the GIN corridor. :p

    4. Mokidugway
  7. Yesterday was my first day of visible hoar frost since November 2013!

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    2. lassie23

      lassie23

      So I keep being told! lol

    3. karyo

      karyo

      It is one argumentative family!

    4. lassie23

      lassie23

      lol, on the verge of breaking up!

  8. Well it looks like autumn 2014 will be the 6th consecutive season to add to my meteorological dustbin.

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    2. Steve C

      Steve C

      Somewhat strange comment. If that's the case, the OP doesn't seem to really like meteorology, just cold weather. Lots of interesting weather in the last year and a half for meteorologists, that's for sure.

    3. Summer of 95

      Summer of 95

      It has been one of the most boring seasons I can remember, up there with "summer" 2011 and a few others. Cloudy dry September followed by almost non stop Southwesterly. No temperature extremes and frequent but seldom heavy rain.

    4. Lettucing Gutted

      Lettucing Gutted

      I just hope that 2013 doesn't prove to be the year that the cold ended forever.

  9. I hate my miserable life.  I want to end it.

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    2. Ed Stone

      Ed Stone

      Have to agree with everything that others have already said; there is help out there. Just don't allow yourself to be dragged down by those who simply do not understand our difficulties: they know not what they do...:D

    3. Seasonality

      Seasonality

      I was sorry to read this. I can sympathise with you. Do what everyone else has said and do talk to someone. It won't be an instant fix, recovery can be slow and erratic, there are no shortcuts I'm afraid, but it is important to talk when you reach a crisis point like you have. It is my sincere hope that things get better for you. If you can, get outside and enjoy this sunshine, be physically active, eat properly too. Those things actually have a proven physiological effect that can help improve your mood. All the best.

    4. Snowflake Queen

      Snowflake Queen

      I’m sure this has been said , but please feel free to message any of us on here even if it’s just to sound off ... thinking of you x

  10. I hate these months that tease us with being the coldest for a long time only to finish average or even above in the end!

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    2. weatherguru14

      weatherguru14

      Anyone who wants cold weather in the summer months. just pretend because it annoys people who love the warm summer months.. whats the word you call them? oh yeah sadists..

    3. Bottesford

      Bottesford

      Does seem warmer than average months tend to fall in the cooler half of the year and vice versa!

    4. Lettucing Gutted

      Lettucing Gutted

      weatherguru14. If there is one thing that makes me bloody goddamn mad more than mild/hot weather, it is wise crackers like you and cheese shooting me down in flames! I am sure they are the same members that annoy cold fans in the middle of winter.

  11. No more updates from Steve Murr? That's not a good sign...

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    2. No Balls Like Snow Balls

      No Balls Like Snow Balls

      Obviously life stops existing when he doesn't post!!!

    3. lassie23
    4. Lettucing Gutted

      Lettucing Gutted

      One of the greatest posters and forecasters on netweather. :D

  12. Rest In Pieces "Winter" 2014/2015!

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    2. Eugene

      Eugene

      Next winter will be milder karyo, we are overdue a proper mild winter, you should of enjoyed the lack of true mildness this winter before it returns in winters ahead

    3. Lettucing Gutted

      Lettucing Gutted

      ^and for weather fan discussion purposes too Mapantz.^

    4. Lettucing Gutted

      Lettucing Gutted

      even spring warmth does not please me, let alone the worst kinds of summer, autumn and winter warmth.

  13. Well the horrid muggy nights and days are back as is the curse of the Mid Atlantic Trough and Bartlett High once again. Lets hope we don't have to wait another 14 months for a potent cold spell

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    2. Captain Shortwave

      Captain Shortwave

      It hasn't been very cold since March 2013 Anyweather :p

    3. ANYWEATHER

      ANYWEATHER

      Its coming,watch this space!

    4. Bottesford

      Bottesford

      Much more comfortable here now too - i.e. warmer evenings! When its closest to room temperature (21-22c) then the outdoors is at its most comfortable!

  14. The sooner this so-called spring ends the better. I hate it already! 2013, now that was a spring!

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    2. cheese
    3. Mokidugway
    4. Richard2901

      Richard2901

      It was the first half of Spring 2013 that was awful. 2nd half was decent. This Spring is proving very tedious and April seems to be turning into yet another month with average temperatures day in day out after more variation at the start of the month.

  15. It looks like we finally could be on track for the first proper cold month since November 2013 if not May or March 2013 though either way it won't be exceptionally cold. I'm also waiting to see if it even finishes cool before celebrating.

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    2. karyo

      karyo

      Already down to 10c here and it's not even 9pm yet!

    3. MP-R

      MP-R

      And of course August would be the month wouldn't it!

    4. Eugene

      Eugene

      Shame it's not cold though ;)

  16. Yet another year has gone by and the world is still nowhere closer to slowing down global warming let alone stop or reverse it.

  17. Does anyone else think this could be another 13 years without a winter?

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    2. Dorsetbred

      Dorsetbred

      Only 13 years, nah tad more than that I feel.

    3. Carl46Wrexham

      Carl46Wrexham

      2014 has certainly proven to be the year without a winter. January and February were wretchedly bad and December has been pretty rank as well.

    4. Iceaxecrampon

      Iceaxecrampon

      True - Dec 2010 at low level - you have to walk for it if you want it.

  18. I've just looked in the Greenland Ice thread and for the first time ever, at least from what I've seen, virtually the whole Northern Hemisphere is forcasted to have warmer than average 500HPA Heights.

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    2. snowray
    3. karyo

      karyo

      What 'swings and roundabouts' do you see @Astral Goat Juice?

    4. Astral Goat Juice

      Astral Goat Juice

      @karyo The fact it's happened many times over millennia. It's nothing new. 

  19. Winter 2014/2015 will be membered for the wrong reasons once again.

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    2. lassie23

      lassie23

      end of the year is still looking promising, even though the models are flip flopping

    3. Snowman.

      Snowman.

      Can I borrow your crystal ball please?

    4. Eugene

      Eugene

      I agree with Craig

  20. I hope the new El Nino doesn't become too strong and/or east based otherwise winter 2014/2015 will be over before its even started.

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    2. Don

      Don

      It can't be any worse than Winter 2013/14 can it?

    3. karyo

      karyo

      What are the current ENSO forecasts like?

    4. Summer Sun
  21. rest in pieces 2014

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    2. Dancerwithwings

      Dancerwithwings

      More like good riddance :p

    3. lassie23

      lassie23

      we have started 2015 mild and boring, hope it is a hiccup

    4. mickeyb44

      mickeyb44

      At the moment the gfs is showing a 'bog standard winter' especially for us down south, booooooring !

  22. November 2016s perfect cold dry sunny weather feels long gone now...:(

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    2. karyo

      karyo

      Still dry I guess...

    3. Lettucing Gutted

      Lettucing Gutted

      I wonder if El Nino will make another comeback this year and wreck autumn again?  I bloody 'ope not...

    4. karyo

      karyo

      It shouldn't be too strong this time based on the forecasts.

  23. Anyone think that Michal Buble is a 3rd rate Frank Sinatra?

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    2. karyo

      karyo

      All those housewives see him and feel horny so they buy his music and fantasise

    3. snow..chance
    4. lassie23

      lassie23

      he annoys the **** out of me!So does booble

  24. I wonder if that tantalizing glimpse of a Northerly on the Countryfile Forecast will come off this week.

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    2. Summer Sun

      Summer Sun

      If it does its going to be very short lived thanks to high pressure so close to us

    3. karyo

      karyo

      If only!

    4. TonyH

      TonyH

      Snowmaggedon?!

  25. Glacier Poiint's back!😀

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    2. Weather-history

      Weather-history

      Lol, forgot about the infamous torpedo. What winter was that now and did it ever fire?!

    3. Lettucing Gutted

      Lettucing Gutted

      That would be the infamous "winter" 2015/2016.  After that awful recordbreakingly mild, wet, windy and stormy monsoonal December, I remember the papers in early January 2016 were hyping up a so-called frigid Polar Vortex to hit the UK after the Arctic Stratosphere was "torpedoed" by an exceptionable Sudden Stratospheric Warming event.  Needless to say it was a non event for the UK.

    4. Weather-history

      Weather-history

      That's an example of where not to use a soundbite in a desperate world.  It was clutched onto like a drowning man to a straw and morphed to an out of control monster. 

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