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Lettucing Gutted

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    Yorkshire Puddin' aka Kirkham, Lancashire, England, United Kingdom
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    I love cool/cold winters, cool/cold springs, cool/cold summers and cool/cold autumns. I love cool/cold Atlantic weather types. I love "cool/cold sunshine and cool/cold gentle showers" weather types. I love cool/cold/frosty sunny weather types. I love snowy/sleety/blizzards weather types. I love cool/cold and stormy/thundery weather types. I love cool/cold and cloudy and cool/cold foggy weather types. I love cool/cold and light rain/drizzle weather types. I love Maritime Polar and Continental Polar and Arctic airmasses.

    I hate mild/warm winters, mild/hot springs, mild/hot summers and mild/hot autumns. I hate mild/warm and humid Atlantic weather types. I hate mild/hot and sunny weather types. I hate mild/hot and stormy/thundery weather types. I hate mild/hot and humid continental weather types. I hate mild/warm and cloudy and mild/warm and foggy weather types. I hate moderate and torrential intensity rain weather types regardless of temperature. I hate gale force and worse force winds without snow. I hate mild/warm and light rain/drizzle weather types. I hate Maritime Tropical and Continental Tropical airmasses.
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    cold winters, cold springs, cold summers and cold autumns

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  1. By the same token, we are now overdue any sort of dry month and season. Our last dry month was back in July 2019 and our last dry season was back in summer 2018.
  2. Rest in pieces 'winter' 2019/2020! 10C Last sub -1C, last sub 0C and last sub 1C February in 1986. Last sub 2C February in 1991. Last sub 3C and last sub 3.5C February in 2018. Out with a mild whimper... Also very wet with 500mm of Atlantic garbage
  3. Rest in pieces 2019!  Also rest in pieces 2010s!  :oldsad:  😠

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    2. lassie23


      rest in pieces 1901 to 2019 although 1963 wasn't bad

    3. Lettucing Gutted

      Lettucing Gutted

      I fear multiyear Arctic Sea Ice has seen out its last decade now.  I expect most of the Antarctic Ice to be heading into the red as well soon.  :oldsad:  

    4. lassie23


      what happens when masses of fresh water flood the oceans

  4. 9.5C Last sub -3.0C January in 1795. Last sub -2.0C and sub -1.0C January in 1963. Last sub 0C January in 1979. Last sub 1C January in 1987. Last sub 2C, last sub 3C and last sub 3.5C January in 2010. 200mm of Atlantic garbage
  5. 2020 will be a very horrible year and the hottest on record at 15.5C CET. The Globe will average 16C making it the hottest year on record Globally. This summer the polar jet reaches the Artic, dies and leaves a "polar weakstream" swirling around a dying Greenland PV. The subtropical jet also reaches the Artic and replaces the dead polar jet. A main "subtropical weakstream" swirls around the North Pole whilst an even weaker "subtropical weakstream" merges with the last "polar weakstream" swirling around the dying Greenland PV. The African Monsoon Trough finally jumps the Sahara and Mediterranean into Europe and affects Britain and Europe from the 1000mb to the 500mb level with an outflow ridge on top to form the British Monsoon system. The British Monsoon forms a monster Mid-Atlantic Ridge and a monster Bartlett Ridge sending heatwaves to obliterate the last of the Artic Ice. Britain always remains mild if not very mild in winter and always remains hot if not very hot in the other seasons but swings from flood to drought so many times you just can't keep up! Britain gets monster floods from the interaction of the British Monsoon with Spanish Plumes which also create Supercell Thunderstorms and F5 Twisters. However Britain also gets monster droughts when ex-hurricanes and/or rare "weakstream" troughs send the monster Mid-Atlantic Ridges toppling over Britain and merging into the monster Bartlett Ridges. I am also expecting an explosive "Methane Burp" to occur in 2020 as the warming oceans destabilise Methane Hydrates. Combined with yet more water vapour from the warming oceans, this Methane Burp will worsen global warming more than ever this year. January the warmest on record 9.5C February the warmest on record 10C March the warmest on record 12C April the warmest on record 14C May the warmest on record 17.5C June the warmest on record 20.5C July the warmest on record 22C August the warmest on record 21.5C September the warmest on record 19C October the warmest on record 15.5C November the warmest on record 13C December the warmest on record 12C 2020 will be the Bob Beamon Year of CET Warming.
  6. This is going to be another frustrating winter yet again.:oldsad:

    1. lassie23


      according to the OFI no snow at all

  7. Another little cockroach of a troll has naffed me off on youtube, again.:oldsad:😠

    1. lassie23


      it's full of them

  8. Rest in pieces 2019! Also rest in pieces 2000s! Also rest in pieces 2010s! 12C Last sub 0C, last sub 1C, last sub 2C, last sub 3C and last sub 4C December all in 2010. 200mm of Atlantic garbage
  9. Even with a "slow" warming of our northerlies, it won't take much more warming to wipe out proper cold months, cold seasons and cold years. These are already as rare as hens teeth as it is. Our last proper cold January was back in 2010, our last proper cold February was back in 1996, our last proper cold March was back in 2013, our last proper cold April was back in 1989, our last proper cold May was back in 2013, our last proper cold June was back in 1991, our last proper cold July was back in 2011, our last proper cold August was back in 2014, our last proper cold September was back in 2015, our last proper cold October was back in 1993, our last proper cold November was back in 2016 and our last proper cold December was back in 2010. Our last proper cold spring was back in 2013, our last proper cold summer was back in 2011, our last proper cold autumn was back in 1993 and our last proper cold winter was back in 2012/2013 and our last proper cold year was back in 2010.
  10. Rest in pieces miserable "autumn" 2019! 13C Last sub 3C November in 1915. Last sub 4C November in 1925. Last sub 5C November in 1993. Last sub 6C November in 2016. 200mm of Atlantic garbage
  11. Since the October 2019 CET thread hasn't been started yet, I'll start it this time. I'll leave RJS to post all the usual averages and statistics though. 15.5C. Last sub 6C October in 1740. Last sub 7C October in 1896. Last sub 8C October in 1992. Last sub 9C October in 1993. 200mm from monsoons and Atlantic garbage
  12. Despite being wet, windy and unsettled, August 2019 still finished well above average with a CET above 17C.  Summer 2019 was the first summer since 2003 to have more than 1 month above 17C.

    1. karyo


      Not a surprise. Ideal synoptics are now needed to get a below average month. Anything else leads to above average. 

    2. cheeky_monkey


      we get below average months on regular basis here these days...August was well below making it 7 months in a row of well below average temps

  13. The Greenland Icesheet isn't just melting, its falling to pieces.:oldsad:

  14. 19C Last sub 11C September in 1952. Last sub 12C September in 1986. Last sub 13C September in 2015. Winter 2019/2020 is over before its even started. 200mm from monsoons and Atlantic garbage.
  15. Rest in pieces summer 2019! 21.5C Last sub 13C August in 1912. Last sub 14C August in 1986. Last sub 15C and last sub 15.5C August in 2014. 200mm from monsoons and Atlantic garbage!
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