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Lettucing Gutted

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    Yorkshire Puddin' aka Kirkham, Lancashire, England, United Kingdom
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    I love cool/cold winters, cool/cold springs, cool/cold summers and cool/cold autumns. I love cool/cold Atlantic weather types. I love "cool/cold sunshine and cool/cold gentle showers" weather types. I love cool/cold/frosty sunny weather types. I love snowy/sleety/blizzards weather types. I love cool/cold and stormy/thundery weather types. I love cool/cold and cloudy and cool/cold foggy weather types. I love cool/cold and light rain/drizzle weather types. I love Maritime Polar and Continental Polar and Arctic airmasses.

    I hate mild/warm winters, mild/hot springs, mild/hot summers and mild/hot autumns. I hate mild/warm and humid Atlantic weather types. I hate mild/hot and sunny weather types. I hate mild/hot and stormy/thundery weather types. I hate mild/hot and humid continental weather types. I hate mild/warm and cloudy and mild/warm and foggy weather types. I hate moderate and torrential intensity rain weather types regardless of temperature. I hate gale force and worse force winds without snow. I hate mild/warm and light rain/drizzle weather types. I hate Maritime Tropical and Continental Tropical airmasses.
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    cold winters, cold springs, cold summers and cold autumns

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  1. 20.5C Last sub 12C June in 1972. Last sub 13C and last sub 13.5C June in 1991. 200 mm from Atlantic garbage and monsoons.
  2. I hope your May 2018 CET forecast comes off.:good:

    1. Ice Man 85

      Ice Man 85

      Well a warm up next weekend is looking odds on now. The GFS pub run is a peach. Considering how wide of the mark the GFS was last time, mid 20s won't be out of the question. The EC 46 still paints a below average picture for May, but I can't see how that will verify at this rate.

  3. Rest in pieces 'spring' 2018! 17.5C Last sub 9C May in 1902. Last sub 10C May in 1996. Last sub 11C May in 2015. 200mm from monsoons and Atlantic garbage!
  4. Whilst I'm a bit sad that March 2018 wasn't as cold as it could have been, I am happy that we finally achieved some back to back cold proper months. 2 so far. We have to go back to the "big 6" of "January through June 2013 for the next last period of proper cold back to back months.
  5. 14C Last sub 5C April in 1837. Last sub 6C April in 1986. Last sub 7C April in 1989. Last sub 7.5C April in 2012. 200mm of Atlantic garbage!
  6. It always disheartens me when I hear about exceptional Arctic warmth and low sea ice. :(

  7. Farewell Beast From The East! :( It was nice knowing ya!  Gone but not forgotten.  Please come home for Christmas!:santa-emoji:

    1. lassie23


      or easter

    2. Weather26


      Preferably NOT AT ALL! 

    3. Mokidugway


      Got wind again :nonono:

  8. Finally our first proper cold month of any measure since November 2016!! This was also the first proper cold February since 2010 and shares its temperature of 2.9C. Also the most decent winter month since February 2010. Februaries 2010 and 2018 are also the joint 4th coldest months of the 21st Century and the 3rd Millennium so far.
  9. I'm dreaming of a White Easter but sadly... 12C Last sub 2C March in 1883. Last sub 3C, last sub 4C, last sub 5C and last sub 5.5C March in 2013. 200mm of Atlantic garbage.
  10. Rest in pieces 'winter' 2017/2018! 10C Last sub -1C, last sub 0C and last sub 1C February in 1986. Last sub 2C February in 1991. Last sub 3C February in 2010. Last sub 3.5C February in 2013. Out with a mild whimper... Also very wet with 500mm
  11. Lettucing Gutted

    Predictions for 2017?

    I'm surprised that no one has mentioned anything about the complete lack of cold months in 2017. Even the coolest months anomaly wise (August, September, November and December) were all very close to average and at least compared to all 3 modern 30 year averages, they were below average by the smallest amount on record. This even beats hte very feeble cool anomalies from 1999, 2002, 2004 and 2005.
  12. Yet another year has gone by and the world is still nowhere closer to slowing down global warming let alone stop or reverse it.

  13. I forgot my precipitation forecast. 200mm
  14. Lettucing Gutted

    2018 Hopes & Predictions

    2018 will be a very horrible year and the hottest on record at 15.5C CET. The Globe will average 16C making it the hottest year on record Globally. This summer the polar jet reaches the Artic, dies and leaves a "polar weakstream" swirling around a dying Greenland PV. The subtropical jet also reaches the Artic and replaces the dead polar jet. A main "subtropical weakstream" swirls around the North Pole whilst an even weaker "subtropical weakstream" merges with the last "polar weakstream" swirling around the dying Greenland PV. The African Monsoon Trough finally jumps the Sahara and Mediterranean into Europe and affects Britain and Europe from the 1000mb to the 500mb level with an outflow ridge on top to form the British Monsoon system. The British Monsoon forms a monster Mid-Atlantic Ridge and a monster Bartlett Ridge sending heatwaves to obliterate the last of the Artic Ice. Britain always remains mild if not very mild in winter and always remains hot if not very hot in the other seasons but swings from flood to drought so many times you just can't keep up! Britain gets monster floods from the interaction of the British Monsoon with Spanish Plumes which also create Supercell Thunderstorms and F5 Twisters. However Britain also gets monster droughts when ex-hurricanes and/or rare "weakstream" troughs send the monster Mid-Atlantic Ridges toppling over Britain and merging into the monster Bartlett Ridges. I am also expecting an explosive "Methane Burp" to occur in 2018 as the warming oceans destabilise Methane Hydrates. Combined with yet more water vapour from the warming oceans, this Methane Burp will worsen global warming more than ever this year. January the warmest on record 9.5C February the warmest on record 10C March the warmest on record 12C April the warmest on record 14C May the warmest on record 17.5C June the warmest on record 20.5C July the warmest on record 22C August the warmest on record 21.5C September the warmest on record 19C October the warmest on record 15.5C November the warmest on record 13C December the warmest on record 12C 2018 will be the Bob Beamon Year of CET Warming.
  15. 9.5C Last sub -3.0C January in 1795. Last sub -2.0C and sub -1.0C January in 1963. Last sub 0C January in 1979. Last sub 1C January in 1987. Last sub 2C, last sub 3C and last sub 3.5C January in 2010.