[Today]

You'll never beat my invention of Knighthoods....condoms for the larger gentleman. And Katie.....you never agree to my terms and conditions.

well how about airplanes being fitted with a giant parachute so if engines fail etc and it cant fly, the parachute will save it (imagine the size of that parachute!!)

[Today]

Oon, would you like to sponsor me? i am becoming an inventor and obviously need a hand to get the inventing business going. i will call it 'Oon's Spoon...feeding ideas to the nation'...what do u think?