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phil47uk

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  1. An Engish businessman , a Sottish businessman and a Jewish businessman go out for a meeting at a very expensive restaurant in Glasgow. As the waiter comes along with the bill, the Scottsman shouts out.. "I'll take that" The next day in the Glasgow Herald the headline ran.. 'Jewish ventriloquist found murdered in alley' .
  2. I very rarely frequent this forum.. More into guitar talk, but I'll join in for a laugh. Here's one on stage. The guy in the foreground is Mick Hawksworth ( Alvin Lees Bass player ). A great blues night !!.. No Dudley Moore jokes either . And a couple of old nostalgic shots from the late 60’s. Me when working with P.J Proby and Joe Brown in London.. And my wife.. Yep! Still together..Poor woman.
  3. A guy who goes into a bar and asks the barman if he’ll stand him a free drink if he shows him something phenomenal. The barman says. "I meet your type all the time, but come on show us what you have". The guy opens his coat up and pulls out a tiny little guy sitting at a tiny little piano playing awesome stride boogie. The barman is dumbfounded and asks the guy where it got him from. The guy says he found and old lamp and made a wish. The barman says to the guy. “If you let me borrow that lamp for 10 seconds I’ll give you free drinks for a year". The guy says "OK" and hands over the lamp. The
  4. ...Yeah, my wife didn't find it amusing at all.. That's what made it even funnier..
  5. NASA recently sent up an experimental shuttle mission with two monkeys and a woman. Each had their pre flight check schedules. THE FIRST MONKEY PERFORM ET TPS ICE/FROST & DEBRIS EVALUATION VERIFY NO INCREASE ABOVE BASELINE FOR 132 OTC,CHGD H2 CONCENTRATION PRIOR TO START OF LOX/LH2 LOADING IN THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS: ORBITER PAYLOAD BAY ORBITER LOWER MID BODY ORBITER AFT FUSELAGE ERFORM OMS PROP TANK REPRESSURIZATION 132 OTC,COOS (CONT'D) VERIFY SRB NOZZLE FLEX BEARING & SRB N
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