Make us laugh in The Lounge Posted May 18, 2007 a lady is in the bath with her daughter when the daughter points to her pubic hair and asks " whats that mummy?" "well that my sponge" she says. later that night the womans husband is feeling horny and gets her to shave her pubic hair off to spice things up in the bedroom. the next night the woman is in the bath with her daughter again when the daughter asks" mummy wheres your sponge gone?" "i lost it " said the mum "oh" replied the little girl later that night the little girl comes running in the house shouting "mummy, mummy ive found your sponge" " youve found my sponge" replies the mum "where is it?" she asked "the woman nextdoor is washing daddies face with it"