Chapstick Chad

I am a cool and collected guy, dedicated to chadding around and doing what comes natural. My work primarily focuses on the debunktion of myths, rhymes and political climate boomers. I work closely with NASA, ensuring a brighter future for our pets. I can dance, wrap and speak in multiple languages including but not limited to my own. A famous boomer once said things should be made as simple as possible but not simpler, yet I say stuff that, let's make things as complicated as possible until the world combusts. Oh and rain? Only if I'm in a robe preparing for the worst. Spiders on my head and moths in yours. I am in the eye of the beholder. I. Am. bEAUTY. 

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