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Have they got a new computer at the care home?......
No, computers aren’t allowed - they like to keep us away from the outside world; they just force feed us laxatives and diazepam. I write everything in long hand and pay the cleaner to post my increasingly confused thoughts on here. How the devil are you?
Matron, fetch the screens.
I love a woman in tight lycra and and cheap foil bangles.