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Hemlock

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  1. Have they got a new computer at the care home?......

    1. Soaring Hawk

      Soaring Hawk

      No, computers aren’t allowed - they like to keep us away from the outside world; they just force feed us laxatives and diazepam.  I write everything in long hand and pay the cleaner to post my increasingly confused thoughts on here.  How the devil are you? 

  2. Matron, fetch the screens.

  3. Dazza stinks.

  4. I love a woman in tight lycra and and cheap foil bangles.

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