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Mad Murdoch

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  1. is trying to keep up with her orders.....

  2. Already in the process of that Mick http://nwstatic.co.uk/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dry.gif
  3. Best Thing I ever Did.. Mines not a full macro lens but something simlar to these.. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/CLOSE-UP-LENS-SET-MA...id=p3286.c0.m14
  4. Taken Last Weekend, From Culver down in Sandown.
  5. Two From me. These were taken in early September.
  6. ok, thanks for that.. will email you when it happens.
  7. Afternoon all. Dont know if anyone can help, but i am having a few problems logging in on the forum.. never had a problem until moved house and went on to mobile internet with 3G.. some time its loggs me in no problems other times, then sometimes it comes up with "you do not have permission to use this board".. i try to log in and it just keeps coming up the same.. some times it can be days before i can log back in.. its driving me mad.. Any ideas anyone ?
  8. hiya, i cant reply to your pm's as u have them disabled..

    kelly

  9. Thanks for the coment :)

  10. Hiya, yeah i know, thomas..

    kelly

  11. hiya.. are you from the isle of wight?

  12. Hope your having a good day..

  13. http://nwstatic.co.uk/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
  14. A boss to a retiree: "As a symbol of our gratitude, we have created this special gold watch to serve as a reminder of your many years with the company. It needs a lot of winding up, is always a little late, and every day at quarter to five, it stops working."
  15. Wordperfect helpline This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. The employee was consiquently fired after the incident (now I know why they record these conversations!). Helpline: "Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?" Client: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Helpline: "What sort of trouble?" Client: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." Helpline: "Went away?" Client: "They disappeared." Helpline: "Hmmm. So what does your screen look like now?" Client: "Nothing." Helpline: "Nothing?" Client: "It's a blank; it won' t accept anything when I type." Helpline: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" Client: "How do I tell?" Helpline: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" Client: "What's a sea-prompt?" Helpline: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?" Client: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type." Helpline: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?" Client: "What's a monitor?" Helpline: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV." "Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" Client: "I don't know." Helpline: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" Client: "Yes, I think so." Helpline: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall." Client: "Yes, it is." Helpline: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" Client: "No." Helpline: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." Client: "Okay, here it is." Helpline: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." Client: "I can't reach." Helpline: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" Client: "No." Helpline: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" Client: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark." Helpline: "Dark?" Client: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window." Helpline: "Well, turn on the office light then." Client: "I can't." Helpline: "No? Why not?" Client: "Because there's a power failure." Helpline: "A power............a power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?" Client: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." Helpline: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." Client: "Really? Is it that bad?" Helpline: "Yes, I'm afraid it is." Client: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" Helpline: "Tell them you're too f**king stupid to own a computer!"
  16. http://nwstatic.co.uk/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif
  17. Everytime i click on "my Albums" it sends me back to the index board.
  18. A new one from me, taken at the weekend.
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