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17 hours ago
See all updates by The East has Ceased
It took me a while but I've finally worked out why our easterlies have been awful for years now.
He weighs over 20 stone and is over 7 foot tall, and since he retired our easterlies have been dreadful!
The beast from the east rules out a comeback
looks like a caveman