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Essex Easterly

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  1. Need a new dad, anyone got one for sale?

    Who shouts out in an argument around a load of kids "say that again to me and i'll take half your head off and *peas* in your ear you c*** 😟

    1. Essex Easterly

      Essex Easterly

      A stupid argument over a poxy parking space! 

    2. Essex Easterly

      Essex Easterly

      lol @lassie23 I only need one, can't be doing with double trouble

    3. lassie23
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  2. A new type of cloud, the Christmas tree!

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    1. lassie23

      lassie23

      does it rain baubles from it

    2. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      It does at incus treeus stage 😅

    3. General Cluster

      General Cluster

      As long as the chocolate Santas don't melt.

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  3. Big shitty life, trying to get by, its ferny how hard we try, take a moment to relax before you do anything rash :gathering:

    1. Essex Easterly

      Essex Easterly

      half of it is on the bed now :rofl:

    2. lassie23

      lassie23

      did you puke it, not surprised, salted caramel is:bad:

    3. Essex Easterly

      Essex Easterly

      it is truly awful dont know who came up with such tripe, spewed a bit lol, all clean now, read for a doze :laugh:

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  4. It took me a while but I've finally worked out why our easterlies have been awful for years now.

    He weighs over 20 stone and is over 7 foot tall, and since he retired our easterlies have been dreadful!

    The beast from the east rules out a comeback

    1. lassie23

      lassie23

      looks like a caveman

  5. Follow 8 people and nobody follows me back :sorry:

    1. Dami

      Dami

      In my defense old bean, I was at the swimming pool don't ya know and then went out for BBQ burgers. 

      la de dah 

    2. Daniel*

      Daniel*

      I followed you :wink: 

    3. JennyJane1

      JennyJane1

      i don't think i follow anyone. :cc_confused:

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  6. Hmmm

    1. lassie23

      lassie23

      i can see big narstie doing the country file forecast in a woolen jumper

    2. Daniel*

      Daniel*

      Sign him up! 

  7. Time to start wrapping the Christmas presents!

    1. Daniel*

      Daniel*

      Early bird :D

    2. lassie23

      lassie23

      have to buy mine still minus 14 hours to get them

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    1. lassie23

      lassie23

      have a brown christmas stevey:santa-emoji:

    2. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      Dog leaves them in garden :reindeer-emoji:

    3. lassie23

      lassie23

      without sounding like a hippy that's a super duper maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

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