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Well, folks, yesterday, it was a belated letter from the DWP. But, today, I received one advising me about how I could have a 'pure cremation'. Geez Louise, I'm nae that effing old!
Who's feeling hot?
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Phew, what a scorcher!
Been getting those for years. Already had two free pens!
Just got a new date for my Health Assessment meeting: 11:25 am -- last Friday!
No lassie, that part was done to perfection.
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I wish I was working today, as it's a stonker for getting sunburn!
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I want to switch energy companies, any suggestions or are they all the same?
The price of a 1st Class stamp has just gone up to seventeen bob!
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I was thinking of asking the same thing!
Apparently I just earned the "One Year In" badge. No clue as to what that is, though!
I just got a 'Reacting Well' badge. It must be something new?
Is the GFS smelling the coffee yet.
Good God! BTwi-fi is crap today!
I reckon BT keeps their servers inside all those OpenReach vans that are forever driving about . . . it would explain why Openzone only works for two-minutes at a time?
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Neither have I!
Is Bezos opening an Amazon store in space
And make sure you don't order a 'bloody stool' from Amazon!
Is it just me, or have others been ravaged by mosquitoes too? The back of my hand is red raw, this morning!
If I were Black Lightning, I'd give 'em the Insectocutor treatment!
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I think so, aye. We get them (or I get them) whenever we have a spell of warm, muggy weather. The Broads aren't far away.
Yes, I was asleep. But now, I have blisters!
Italy 0 England 1 Covid 137,000!
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So far, so good!
I wonder what the score will be tonight?
England 3 Denmark 1 Vodka 7?
Who else remembers all these characters?
There are even more in the video, Mark.
I had to lay my dog to rest today
Sorry to hear that, mate.
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If you love the darts. stand up, la la la la la la la la Peder Peder Wright, Peder Wright, Peder Peder Wright
One hundred and eighty!
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What a wuss!
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