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LimoPreacherman

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  1. Since it will probably be mild and sunny this Christmas, we've decided to have a barbecue instead of Turkey.:santa-emoji:

  2. Since it will probably be mild and sunny this Christmas, we've decided to have a barbecue instead of Turkey.:santa-emoji:

  3. My local supermarket is selling severed fingers.:shok::blink2:

  4. My local supermarket is selling severed fingers.:shok::blink2:

  5. My local supermarket is selling severed fingers.:shok::blink2:

  6. My local supermarket is selling severed fingers.:shok::blink2:

  7. My local supermarket is selling severed fingers.:shok::blink2:

  8. Good evening ;)

    1. LimoPreacherman

      LimoPreacherman

      As I am well and truly rather glad about you printer discovery, i am rather concerned about your mental wellbeing. You must know that taking pleasure in breaking someone else's bones is rather scary and concerning, but i detect a level of sarcasm and a level of guilt. I will therefore let you off this once, but be warned. This chance will only come once, i, as you know very well my friend, am extremely loving of my fingers. Without my fingers I would not be typing this message of meaningless words. Please, forgive me for being weird as i have forgiven you for breaking and wanting to break my bones. (sorry if i have confused you)

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  9. Good evening ;)

    1. LimoPreacherman

      LimoPreacherman

      If rugby was not taking place tomorrow i would have retorted with the most violent of replies, as i care about my finger dearly, those retorts shall be logged and saved for another time. I trust you had a pleasant evening?

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  10. Good evening ;)

    1. LimoPreacherman

      LimoPreacherman

      oh my, such an accomplishment, do promise me you will not inform my parents of the discussion as they will surely have my head if you know what i mean.

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  11. Good evening ;)

    1. LimoPreacherman

      LimoPreacherman

      i wouldnt say jolly as im doing French Homework but, a pleasant evening all the same

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  12. There's a squirrel in my garage in a stand off with my cat.:bomb:

  13. There's a squirrel in my garage in a stand off with my cat.:bomb:

  14. Had a wasp on my neck whilst in Tesco. The member of staff I was talking to at the time, didn't even bother telling me it was there:fool:

  15. Had a wasp on my neck whilst in Tesco. The member of staff I was talking to at the time, didn't even bother telling me it was there:fool:

  16. Had a wasp on my neck whilst in Tesco. The member of staff I was talking to at the time, didn't even bother telling me it was there:fool:

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