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I know a little Tern who I named Ern
who is friends with a Roseate Gull called Rose.
Ern would always would do a good turn
whenever the Wild West winds blows.
Even helped a long lost sea-bird Kittiwake
off the Scottish coast of Buteshire.
It was caused by a small earthquake in the lake
sparked off by the country squire's ire.
So Ern did a weather dance just on the chance
that it would calm down the winds a little bit.
He did it in the reverend's church manse
along with a comedy skit about the vicar's kilt.