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  1. Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

    1. cheese

      cheese

      You stole that from The Big Bang Theory, didn't you? ;-)

    2. solarcycle

      solarcycle

      No, I just google for one liners. I've never watched that programme, couldn't tell you what it is about or who is in it.

    3. Daniel*
  2. I really hope the Paris Accord can hold climate change at bay (I'm trying to be an optimist before you pounce on me!). Can you imagine a warmer world where every December in the UK was as dull, foul and non-descript as this in the South and as destructive in the North West?

    1. karyo

      karyo

      The world is already too warm and the agreement they have reached is not satisfying. The sad thing is that even the agreed target may not be achieved in the end.

    2. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      It won't, greed and corruption will win the day ....

  3. Is climate change going to make the UK's climate monotonous throughout the year? The weather in December shouldn't be the same grey 15 degrees max muck that it can be in June. Very unscientific I know but that is how it feels to me, I can't think of anything worse.

  4. Mild damp weather please bugger off. It isn't October anymore. Fingers crossed for some nice cold and dry weather to come.

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    2. IanR

      IanR

      yes warm and sunny , good drying out weather,  

    3. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      15c been in  t shirt today !!

    4. Carl46Wrexham

      Carl46Wrexham

      Ridiculously mild...could have been a day in March/April.

  5. GFS showing an interesting December if it comes to fruition.

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    2. karyo

      karyo

      John, in your location even January is doubtful! lol

    3. John Badrick
    4. Carl46Wrexham

      Carl46Wrexham

      Are we binning the first third of winter already then?

  6. I always enjoy reading netweather on my smartphone while sat on the loo!

    1. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      Do you use the push feature ??

    2. DisruptiveGust

      DisruptiveGust

      Thanks for sharing...

    3. No Balls Like Snow Balls

      No Balls Like Snow Balls

      Sit there to long and you get pins and needles in your feet hehe

  7. Arrest everyone in the UK with links to Islamic extremism. Refuse re-entry for anyone who has gone to Syria. Start killing every single Islamic extremist on the planet. Time for the malignant cancer to be cut out of humanity.

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    2. Steve C

      Steve C

      Dreadful, dreadful event. which still leaves a 'pit of the stomach' feeling. I think you're right Spikecollie. I think the area IS controls needs to be made extremely uncomfortable to live in (by less discriminate bombing by us) Leaflet before hand and hopefully the local populace will rise against them. If they have such little support (we keep being told) It should be a cinch...

    3. ciel

      ciel

      ...but how does one extinguish this medieval ideology and the prospective followers?

    4. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      The way I feel at the moment a neutron bomb would be to good for them ..

  8. My boiler gets sorted on Monday. Thank the weather gods for such mild weather.

  9. I'm happy its mild because my boiler has given up the ghost.

    1. Dorsetbred

      Dorsetbred

      Well that's seasonal, saves getting it exorcised

  10. Breaking news:- Chris Eubank has just written a book about ethics, if it's a success his next one will be about Kent.

  11. What do you do with dead chemists?.... Barium.

    1. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      Aaarrrgggghhhh....

  12. Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? Well he's 0K now.

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    2. Weather-history

      Weather-history

      What do you a get if you chill a person holding a baton to absolute zero? A super conductor....

    3. CatchMyDrift

      CatchMyDrift

      Solarcycle, what a cool joke.

    4. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      Did you hear about Solar,s bad jokes , sorry you did !!!!:)...

  13. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

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    2. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      Reading one on neutron stars ,it's heavy though ..

    3. bobbydog

      bobbydog

      im reading one on the universe, cant wait to find out how it ends...

    4. solarcycle

      solarcycle

      Ha ha. Nice work chaps

  14. I am bored and unmotivated.

    1. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      Sort yourself out lad !!!

  15. Have you heard of the new restaurant on the moon? The food is amazing, but its got no atmosphere...

    1. William Grimsley

      William Grimsley

      This made me laugh!

  16. When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

  17. The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa

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    2. Dancerwithwings

      Dancerwithwings

      Blimey...Bish come back soon, Please!

    3. Bishop Brennan

      Bishop Brennan

      I'm still here, Dancer!

    4. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      What about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac ,laid awake all night wondering if there was a dog ....

  18. I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

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    2. Dancerwithwings

      Dancerwithwings

      The only thing that will be carted off by the police will be you lot for taking me...seriously! Doh!

    3. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      Hope you had a camera attached :0...

    4. A.J

      A.J

      Solarcycle's been at sickipedia again;)

  19. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

    1. Daniel*

      Daniel*

      how thoughtful

    2. gottolovethisweather

      gottolovethisweather

      complete with cryptosporedium

  20. Gearing up for a great weekend of Rugby. All Blacks tonight and England tomorrow! Not to mention all the other matches.

  21. Is there life on mars?

  22. I'm going to eat some cheese!

    1. William Grimsley
    2. legritter

      legritter

      add a bap ,eclipse nearly completein 3 mins .

    3. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      Has anyone told cheese ??

  23. Hello Netweather. I have finally taken the plunge and signed up. Great to be here.

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    2. solarcycle

      solarcycle

      legritter I do like a good sausage in a bap!

    3. Mokidugway

      Mokidugway

      Welcome to the nut house !!!:)..

    4. Dami

      Dami

      we love you already.

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