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Forget Brexit,forget the World Cup we have a major crisis,,,,,Asda has run out of Crumpets!? Can't do without my crumpet in the morning!
trump has got loads of extra CO2 he can rent it out to them
Crumpet?? whats that?
Something enjoyed by us young folk Mr Weirpig?