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can't find the emergency supply of chocolate. oh dear.
Look between the seats on the settee - you'll either find money to buy some or some crusty bits of choc to chew on.
Desperate I may be, but I'm not chewing anything crusty. tsk.
An International Man of Mystery hmmm?
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