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Status Updates posted by full_frontal_occlusion

  1. "Women, for pity's sake, KNOW YOUR LIMITS!" To what news item today, does this comment refer?

  2. Women. For pity's sake, know your limits!

  3. Has anyone seen the new 'aplologetic' Tesco's adverts and poems on TV? The media guru's are raving about them. Personally I think they are flogging a dead horse.

  4. Bambi's days are numbered.

  5. And did we tell you the name of the game boy? We call it riding the Gravy Train. (For Justin Bieber fans everywhere)

  6. Vote for the Send Cameron and Clegg to Mars Party.

    1. Evening thunder

      Evening thunder

      Is this in time for the possible comet impact in October 2014?

    2. full_frontal_occlusion


      The search is on for the ideal couple, thought that they fitted the bill!

    3. Evening thunder

      Evening thunder

      Heard about that, think you're right too! also thought it was slightly amusing how I had read about a small chance of a comet smashing into Mars next year and then saw them looking for a couple to go to Mars.

  7. Doctors in the North Korean capital city, Pyongyang, are worried about the health of their dear leader Kim Jung-il saying he was feeling particularly 'ronery' after Valentines day. They have administered a diet of Fritz Knipschildt chocolate and Dom Perignon 'White Gold' champagne to help the medicine go down.

  8. Alternative Valentines Day poem: Roses are red, violets are blue, you kinda got fat, so I'm dumping you.

  9. Fed-Ex will soon deliver a letter to Kim Jong-Un telling him how very, very, angry the collective conscience of the UN is.

    1. cerneman


      Slap on wrist,

    2. full_frontal_occlusion


      Where's Hans when we need him?

  10. I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.

    1. Dorsetbred


      Neigh lad surely not

  11. A banker, a Daily Mail reader, a benefit claimant and a tax inspector sit down at a table to share 100 biscuits. The banker takes 98 biscuits for himself but reluctantly hands over 2 biscuits to the tax inspector, then says to the Daily Mail reader “Watch out for that benefit claimant – he wants your biscuit.â€

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    2. frogesque


      I think it's wrong, The bank would use leverage, charge interest on 200 biscuits, the Mail reader would invest in the 100 phantom biscuits and get 3 real bicuits back and the banker would then clawback 196 biscuits. The claimnant would be reffered to 10 other departments before being refused and having to payback the cost of a cup of tea and the taxman, as always takes the remaining biscuit

    3. La Bise
    4. shuggee


      Oh so much truth in such an innocent paragraph.

  12. One can always tell whether snow is on the horizon simply by looking at the number of sequential Gibby posts with no other comments in the detailed model thread! (no offence intended Gibby, I always read your very good and well written summaries.

  13. That south eastern tip of Greenland is in for one hell of a bashing.

  14. A tad more than the 8cm prodicted on the METO weather warnings page methinks.

  15. Asking Alexandria beckons this evening.

  16. I don't like to brag but there are at least 6" ready for play here, but no-one seems to want to use it as a rule.

    1. A.J



  17. Advice for the model threads: Today is the first day of the rest of winter. Look to the future - rain dances and an early bbq will help.

    1. azores92


      it doesnt matter to me hugely for the coming day when the weather is this great, not gonna lie!

  18. Perhaps Screamliner is a better name for the Boeing Dreamliner?

  19. Anyone fancy a good ramping tonight?

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    2. Mesosphere


      Ramp ramp ramp ramp

    3. Chris K

      Chris K

      I read your name...then i read this status update...then i laughed.

    4. hernebaylooby


      same here chris k lol.. nothing wrong with a bit of full frontal ramping ;)

  20. Around an 1" fallen so far here in East Herts/Cambs borders. Moare expected this evening. Looking forward to the main widespread event will be Friday and into Saturday.

  21. Gone midnight and nearly 1200 users still online. Is it going to snow or something?

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