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  1. Rob Auton - "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa." An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed. He slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and, with even greater effort, forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the door, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven: there, spread out on the kitchen table, were hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Mustering one final effort, he threw himself toward the table. His aged and withered hand painstakingly made its way toward a cookie when it was suddenly smacked by a spatula. "Stay out of those," said his wife, "they're for the funeral."
  2. Have no fear! it's just old smokey looking down on us .https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoky_(dog)&ved=0CDAQFjAFahUKEwiUi6SYuaTHAhXUCNsKHekMBkM&usg=AFQjCNF3A-IiiLEvg5dR_s3sxE6OfOtqMw&sig2=VkzajYkSjB8dO9gcRdhpuQ
  3. well if you have to make do with wooden replacements make sure you comply with health and safety. Can you see a dog image looking out of the smoke on the top of the right handside flame plume , looks a bit like you profile pic. This hole I digging in the minds of sensitive readers just to let you know I've nearly reached Australia! Damm I forgot Chocolate and Dogs do not mix let alone fire ...you end up with a hot dog. As always I'll get my coat....
  4. I see what you did there! mixing the weather and chocolate, maybe you should burn more neighbors to keep warm ......on second thoughts my post is as useful as a Cadbury's fireguard I will get my coat and chocolate hat.
  5. did Someone mention Bap?..makes me feel hungry time for a................Gigantwich Bap!
  6. Rain to sleet to light snow ,very nice! Location Cherry Willingham close to lincoln Lincolnshire. Update bigger flakes now
  7. It looks like snow socks are focused on snow not ice and slush, people sometimes have problems with wheel arch clearance but they have been very useful to some people. Examples Reviews here http://reviews.halfords.com/4028/291117/reviews.htm?sort=rating http://answers.halfords.com/answers/4028/product/291117/questions.htm Consider me biased as I have them! The latest generation snow/cold wet weather tyres are so good now ; ever hear people say they regretted spending the money on them? Top tyre strangely enough a winter tyre! http://www.tyrereviews.co.uk/Tyres_For/Mazda/RX8.htm So if not skint from spending it all on buying the car , Its a no brainer! Someone having fun on youtube p.s just to confuse things...all season tyres! http://www.tyrereviews.co.uk/Article/2014-All-Season-Tyre-Test.htm
  8. Warm and wet it is then... Snow problem!
  9. Met Office supercomputer confirmed http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-29789208. How to say a warm winter is coming but with more details!
  10. In a straight line was it only 17 or so miles here, wife though a truck had hit the house! worst for me was it sounded like millions of mini jack hammers, echoing very slowly away while being in a huge cave. .Very spooky until thoughts came of 'its just a earthquake not a nasty distant bomb' sorry off topic to bard.
  11. Basically saying if it happens it should be a big event....very interesting indeed.
  12. Sure for example last 12 hours quakes over Mag.2
  13. nice 3d visual...notice small quakes as shallow as 600 meters ...just a case of waiting for big ones. http://baering.github.io/
  14. So with one stage two and one stage four volcano do you think they are effecting each other and we could see two for the price one so to speak?
  15. Wonder how long the web cam will last? ....if it blows! for example http://www.jonfr.com/volcano/ Quote " The caldera is filled with 700 meter thick ice so an eruption in it would be extremely bad"
  16. 24 hPa per 24 hours = bomb, 42 in a lot less = like you say Absolute bomb! anyone can take any cat 2 hurricane and play top trumps to see if this is serious for example 960 hpa and 100mph 3 dead http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Gustav_(2002)
  17. He needs to start a Estonian thread because Google translate is not quite up to scratch! It does work well for the Scottish regional discussions though
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