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  1. Are flies attracted to red wine or something. Trying to enjoy a glass and 3 flies have landed in it!

    1. lassie23

      lassie23

      Must be the fruity smell!

    2. lassie23

      lassie23

      Having said that, I thought flies preferred onions!

  2. 3rd stomach bug/food poisoning this year. I never get stuff like this, then 3 bouts in a row.

    1. lassie23

      lassie23

      Are you feeling better today?

    2. Lauren

      Lauren

      Yes, much! It seemed to *ahem* leave my system quite quickly...

    3. lassie23

      lassie23

      Say no more! :-)

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  3. It stinks of ammonia in the air, would that be from the farmland?

    1. Dami

      Dami

      Would think so, a few months back by lil ones school just smelt of drains , it was horrible

    2. Lauren

      Lauren

      But shouldn't the fertiliding be done by now. Honestly, I've had to close all the windows, it smells like that horrible hot wee smell.

  4. Does anyone else love the smell of dishwasher cleaner?

    1. Lauren

      Lauren

      No, it's really chemically smell sort of mixed with rubble smell.

    2. Lauren

      Lauren

      I typed in 'like the smell of di....' into Google to see if anyone else did and the search came up as 'like the smell of my discharge!'

    3. lassie23
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  5. What is with the horseflies this year? Only had partial bites, but they really sting!

    1. lassie23

      lassie23

      Yikes! Fever set in after?

    2. Dami

      Dami

      ached abit and felt sleepy. didn't last long.

    3. Harry

      Harry

      I once got bitten in the US by what someone called a horsefly - it hurt like hell, like someone stubbing their cigarette out on my toe - nice little patch of skin was removed also (hence the pain!). Rancid little buggers

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  6. Can't believe this time last week I was in beautiful Devon, how time flies.

    1. lassie23

      lassie23

      Hi Lauren, how are you?

    2. Lauren

      Lauren

      Good thanks, but sad to be home after a lovely family holiday.

    3. lassie23

      lassie23

      Nice part of the world Devon and yes I constantly worry about how quickly time flies!

  7. Thoroughly enjoyed my long weekend in beautiful Devon. HATING being back at work.

    1. Steve C

      Steve C

      At least you had good weather.

  8. Properly fell down the stairs last night, don't know how all I did was have a very bruised thigh.

    1. lassie23

      lassie23

      Try some Arnica cream on the bruise, if it is causing you a lot of discomfort! Lucky you didn't break anything!

    2. CreweCold

      CreweCold

      I fell down the stairs at my parent's house a few years back. Dad was more interested about whether I'd marked the wallpaper or broken the banister.

    3. lassie23

      lassie23

      My dad is the same!

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  9. I wonder what makes some of us more resilient to hot and cold than others?

    1. lassie23

      lassie23

      All in the genes!

    2. Daniel*

      Daniel*

      Location of course an Londoner can tolerate much more hotter temps then a scot.

    3. lassie23

      lassie23

      Oh and what Daniel said!:-)

  10. I op home from work briefly to find a car parked on my drive. I wonder if they do this every day?

    1. Dami

      Dami

      not quite, liked to play american football so trained very hard for it. Lil one is very strong for her age too

    2. Buriedundersnow

      Buriedundersnow

      smash the windows and key it lol

    3. lassie23

      lassie23

      So much for a polite note on the window! LOL!

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  11. Anyone know anything about plumbing that I could pick your brains about?

    1. lassie23

      lassie23

      Something you can do yourself?

    2. Lauren

      Lauren

      We think so.

    3. lassie23

      lassie23

      ok thanks for letting me know, hope you get it sorted!

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  12. I hink the only weather I don't like is grey, cold, nothingness. Love hot, snow, heavy rain. I guess I'm quite lucky in terms of where I live then.

    1. lassie23

      lassie23

      If you got more thunder, then you would be a happy bunny!

  13. I swear if I hear 'Happy' by Pharell one more time I will not be held responsible for my actions.

    1. D.V.R

      D.V.R

      The song's alright, there's nothing wrong with a bit of positivity.. Better than being miserable.

    2. lassie23

      lassie23

      People who are happy 24/7 tend to need a slap!:-)

    3. I Cumbria Marra I

      I Cumbria Marra I

      use to think it was good until it got overplayed now it does my head in a bit.

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  14. Cat seems confused by his own hiccups, most amusing to watch.

    1. lassie23

      lassie23

      Awwwwwww! Never seen a cat with hiccups before! Never give your cat foods containing hidden onions, like ready made burgers etc!

    2. Lauren

      Lauren

      He keeps looking at me as if to say 'what the hell is going on???'

    3. lassie23

      lassie23

      Maybe you should frighten him/her, stops hiccups in people, if you make them jump!

  15. Cat owners: ho many pouches do you feed your cat a day?

    1. in the vale

      in the vale

      3 pouches plus dry food

    2. cheese

      cheese

      I fed my cat 3 pouches a day (before she died).

    3. lindy2017

      lindy2017

      I have 3 cats 3 each a day also prawns chicken etc

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  16. 16 sodiums walk into a bar followed by Batman.

    1. lassie23

      lassie23

      Could'nt be bothered to do all 16:-)

    2. cheese

      cheese

      HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

    3. Gordon Webb

      Gordon Webb

      had to look it up to figure it out

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  17. Is there anyway to block seeing signatures on here?

    1. Lauren

      Lauren

      Thanks Nick!

    2. Nick L

      Nick L

      No worries! Glad I could help.

    3. lassie23

      lassie23

      Thanks dancerwithwings :-)

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  18. Beautoful day out. 26C bt with a nice breeze and not a cloud in the sky.

    1. Captain Shortwave

      Captain Shortwave

      Beauty of a day, 28C forecast tomorrow by the metoffice for the south east. Shame about the weekend :p

    2. Lauren

      Lauren

      On my sunlounger reading a book, if only the sound of waves could be heard, I would think I was on holiday. Perfick.

    3. lassie23

      lassie23

      Good book? All I can hear are lawnmowers and drilling!

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  19. Not quite sure how it happened, but the cat somehow peed on my passport. I have to renew it now which will be a lovely surprise for the passport office when I have to send my current passport to them.

    1. lassie23

      lassie23

      how much does it cost to renew a passport! My cat pees in unwanted places too! Maybe yours doesn't want you to go on holidays anymore....bless!

    2. Lauren

      Lauren

      £75! He NEVER pees indoors, so I'm stumped as to why he did it this time and why specifically on my passport???

    3. lassie23

      lassie23

      £75 wow! Are you going to say your cat peed on it LOL! My need a handle with care sticker!

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  20. So it seems all weather is now going to be avoiding my area...AGAIN. Forecasts really have been a let down.

    1. Mapantz

      Mapantz

      South today have been abysmal over the last three days

    2. lassie23

      lassie23

      Ssssssshhhh We are not allowed to weather forecast bash here!LOL!

  21. I think music festivals are overrated. There, I said it.

    1. DAVID SNOW

      DAVID SNOW

      Glastonbury is so Petite bourgeoisie..so far removed from the original idea......

    2. Bobby

      Bobby

      Never been to one, they sound awful

    3. Dami

      Dami

      They are an expensive way of getting cold and wet.

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  22. I don't know what Medway has done to upset Thor, but he's avoiding us like the plague.

    1. lassie23

      lassie23

      I think Thor has moved to Lincolnshire!

  23. Will the next few days bring my first storms in a long while?

    1. Nick L

      Nick L

      Shush, they'll hear you!

    2. lassie23

      lassie23

      Thunderstorms are becoming the new snow! Downgrades, upgrades, downgrades, then gone completely!

    3. Jane Louise

      Jane Louise

      Fingers crossed Lauren :D I'm really excited but knowing me I've gone and jinxed it now LOL

  24. Thoughts are with those who have had their lives destroyed by the tornadoes in OK today.

    1. Karl83

      Karl83

      Unbelievable scenes.

    2. ANYWEATHER

      ANYWEATHER

      Yes I feel the same too Lauren

    3. Steve C

      Steve C

      Feels like 1999 again. :( Terrible news.

  25. Help! Why can't I post properly? Is there a fix?

    1. Karl83

      Karl83

      Press ctrl + f5. Funny though, I cant edit the format of my text or add smilies to my posts.

    2. Paul

      Paul

      There's a thread in the help section titled 'Posting problems - how to fix' check there and follow the steps to fix :-)

    3. Lauren

      Lauren

      Thanks guys!

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