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Crashlanding

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    Bamford, Rochdale
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    I think I am a Storm Chaser - YEAH WHATEVZ!!
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    Summer - Storms Winter - Blizzards

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  1. After 12 pints down the pub, I jumped in the car. For two miles I was swerving all over the road with the engine revving before passing out. I eventually woke up in a ditch shocked & dazed with a traffic cop looking down at me in my seat."Had a drink have we sir?" Winked the copper knowingly."I can't deny I'd had a few." I replied.Looking over at my wrecked car he tutted & gave me this advice:"Get a taxi next time, rather than asking the wife to pick you up."

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